HEY!!!, OK SLIGHTLY RANDOM AND COMPLETELY WEIRD!!!! Oh and Rosalie and Bella are friends and any costumes mentioned will be on profile.

No POV

"HAHAHA!!! Sucker, you looses Carlisle, that's it you owe us the ten dares" Emmett shrieked at the slightly scared looking doctor.

"Fine" Carlisle growled and Esme stroked his back gently.

Jasper sat chuckling in the corner, Edward was smiling evilly and Emmett had his ExcitedBecauseHeCanEmbarrassSomeone look, his grin made Carlisle edge to wards the door. In a flash Jasper stood in front of him, he was tall enough for the golden eyes to meet before Carlisle sighed and stormed back to Esme. His eyes filled with the memory of how he had come to be in this situation…

"Emmett if they win the football match you can give me 10 dares, you and your brothers" Carlisle had said laughing

"And if I win the bet you have to be my slave for a week"

Emmett looked excited, how could he think he could win, I had spoken to Alice Edward chuckled from across the room, but I ignored it.

"You're on" Emmett grinned

CARLISLE POV

"ALICE!!!" I yelled at the top of my voice, the boys cowered back slightly from my anger. Alice danced down the stairs trying not to laugh

"You lied to me" I growled at her

"Sorry, I saw one of the dares and it was to funny" she smiled sweetly at him for a moment

"First dare" she said looking at Emmett, they both had expressions that terrified me, not because they were scary, because I knew what was coming. I sat down trying not to run to Canada in fear. After her words the rest of my family came down, Rosalie carried Bella down in case she fell and set her next to Edward, they were both smirking at me.

Emmett stood in front of me looking down at me

"Carlisle, your first dare is to…"

ROSALIE POV

I chuckled slightly as I watched Carlisle's horrified look as Emmett announced his dare.

"Carlisle, your first dare is to makeout with Rosalie while singing two songs me and Edward and Jasper will choose.

"What!!?" I shrieked at him at the same time as Carlisle did, Emmett walked over to me and began to kiss me, "Rosalie please, for me, you can get your revenge in a later dare I promise"

"Make it two dares" I said raising my eyebrows, I guess I could live with this, my mind was already thinking of perfect revenge dares to get back at Emmett and Carlisle.

We were lead upstairs, well I was and Carlisle was carried kicking and screaming, no joke, by Emmett jasper and Edward.

"Ok your songs are Barbie girl and autunmgirlsoup" AN- Don't worry if you have not heard of this song, it is by Kirsty MacColl and she was English it's a good song for this purpose anyway.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"We shrieked, we had both heard the songs and knew they were not good

"Ohh and you have to make it look sexy" Edward said smirking at our thoughts.I leapt at him, before I could reach him though Emmett and Jasper had the stone hard Arms around me; I felt Jasper calming me down but could do nothing to stop it. They left pointing at the pile of clothes on the bed. I grabbed Carlisle and dragged him over to a desk with paper and pens I scrawled a note

If we have to do this we may as well do it well. lets practise for a min

I looked up at him and we nodded, we silently practised for a minute before getting changed into my first costume for Barbie girl. It was short, silver and barley when past my thighs, I wore pale pink tights with it and high heels. I quickly applied some makeup making it look deliberately slutty. Carlisle was dressed in a plain white shirt and white jeans and a doctor's coat and a black tie and as usual looked good, we all did but white and black really suited him. We walked downstairs to find a stage had been set up.

"Were ready" I said with a brave face

NO POV

They stood in the middle of the stage Carlisle slightly behind Rosalie; Emmet was staring at rose's legs intently.

Then the music started:

They began to move closer together

Hi Barbie!
- Hi Ken!
- You wanna go for a ride?
- Sure, Ken!
- Jump in!

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere

Here Rosalie pressed to Carlisle and began to slid her dress even further us her leg.
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on, Barbie, let's go party

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a blonde single girl in the fantasy world
Dress me up, take your time, I'm your dollie
You're my doll, rock and roll, feel the glamour and pain
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky-panky

You can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours, oooh whoa
she began to undo the buttons on his shirt
I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
His hands were at her waist
Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, be my friend, let us do it again
Hit the town, fool around, let's go party

You can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours
You can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours
she was whispering the words in his ears.
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
she undid his tie and used it to pull his closer to her

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

He kissed her neck gently and ran his hands through her hair.

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh

- Oh, I'm having so much fun!
- Well, Barbie, we're just getting started!
He pulled her close to him

Oh, I love you Ken!

They ran upstairs leaving the rest of the family speechless staring after them. Bella's mouth was hanging open. Upstairs Rosalie Cheered and high-fived Carlisle.

They were down barley a minute later, Rosalie looked stunning in a beautiful red dress, it's slashed across her leg showing most of her thigh on one side. Carlisle was wearing a suit; it was completely black and contrasted nicely with his pale skin. Then the music started and Rosalie sang in her beautiful voice and the stage went dark so it was hard to see Carlisle.

I'm an autumn girl, flying over London
With the trees on fire it looks like home
I'm an autumn girl on the endless search for summer
Cause I need some love to cook my frozen bones

CARLISLE WALKS FOREWARD INTO THE SPOTLIGHT BEHIND ROSE

You needed something to get your teeth into
And in my voodoo kitchen you said
CARLISLE SINGS WITH HER

"I've got something to show you,
It's a recipe handed down from father to son
For a thousand years, and it goes with those hot salt tears."

Carlisle stops singing

I'm an autumn girl, crying over London
With a heart on fire but no-one home
I'm an autumn girl on the endless search for summer
Cause I need some love to heat my frozen bones

He rests his hands on her shoulders

Get me on the boil and reduce me
To a simmering wreck with a slow kiss
To the back of my neck
kisses the back of her neck slowly and passionately

Carve up my heart on a very low flame
Separate my feelings then pour them down the drain

He mutters in her ear and his hands travel down to her arms

Close my eyes and sweeten me with lies
Pierce my skin with a few well chosen words
Now you can stuff me with whatever you've got handy
And on a cold grey day a cold grey man will do

While it says nothing about him Carlisle kisses down her arm and strokes her thigh and waist

I'm an autumn girl, flying over London
With the trees on fire it looks like home
I'm an autumn girl on the endless search for summer
Cause I need some love to heat my frozen bones

So give me something to whet my appetite
And chill my soul with a sudden lack of interest
Oh, but the winter freezes on and the candle's burned low
Fill me with the hot stuff then say you've got to go
Take my mind, marinade it in red wine
Kisses her thigh

Grate my thighs with your chinny chin chin
and I will let you in
she turns slightly and touches his blond hair

He stands up and kisses her neck and jaw line

Oh on a long dark night a long dark man might ...

They run upstairs again and leave the Cullens still staring at the stage, Emmett has an annoyed look on his face

"No one touches my women apart from me" he said glaring at Carlisle as he comes down the stairs looking normal and Rosalie Follows

I" It was your dare" Carlisle said and kissed Esme quickly and shrugging

"Your next dare is…

I KNOW THIS ONE IS NOT THAT FUNNY BUT MY FRIEND MADE ME WRITE IT. IF ANYONE HAS ANY SUGGESTIONS TO MORE DARES PLEASE TELL ME, AND EVEN IF YOU DON'T PLEASE REVIEW, FLAMES ACCEPTED. LOVE SASHA XXX