Hey there just a warning this fic is literally just for fun and it is filled with OP Mary-sue and Gary-sue characters. It's called absolute Carnage because our Self inserts wreak havoc on canon and plot. All for the Lols, it's just a bit of fun.
Warning: this fic contains swearing and mature themes later on.
OCxTemari OCxShikamaru later on: OCxSamui
Thanks to my Beta and co-writer Malicethroughthelookingglass.
I do not own Naruto in the slightest.
My head was pounding but I pried my eyes open to take in my surroundings. I could not believe my eyes. I was surrounded by buildings that looked just like those in the Naruto Manga.
With a huge smile I tore through the streets finding all of my favourite shops in the Naruto-verse. My bag smacked against my back as I ran my honey brown hair fluttering about me like rays of sunshine. I was surprised when I realised I looked like I was 13 instead of my usual 19 and I looked toned as hell. I eyed my reflection in a shop window noting my straight bangs and golden eyes. I had a heart shaped face and slight features. My slender fingers gripped my back pack straps as my reflection gaped back at me.
I was still wearing the singlet and shorts from my track meeting, but my shoes were now black ninja sandals and I was wearing black gloves. I caught a hint of silver and turned my attention to the band around my arm which had the Kanji for traveller etched into it. With a giggle I took back off towards the place I wanted to visit the most: Ichiraku Ramen.
"Awesome." I whispered to myself as I stood in front of the legendary food stand.
"It sure is." I heard a familiar voice and whipped around with a start grabbing my chest in fright. Naruto stood in front of me looking a little shocked at my reaction. I tried my best not to squeal.
"You're Naruto Uzumaki!" I tried my best not to scream keeping the enthusiasm in my voice to a strained minimum.
"How do you know who I am?" He seemed cautious yet pleased with himself. I giggled and ran towards him stopping an inch from his face. He tried his best to hide his blush.
"You are the most amazing person in the world." I whispered sincerely pulling back and reaching into my pocket pulling out a piece of paper and a pen.
"May I have your autograph?" I asked causing him to puff out his chest and split his face into a huge grin. He grabbed the paper and scribbled his name down then handed it back. I smiled down at the paper.
"What's your name?" he asked in a moment of realisation. I flushed remembering I was in the middle of a Japanese universe. I decided to stick with my original first name.
"Jade." I stated simply. Naruto smiled again scratching the back of his head in an almost embarrassed fashion.
"Well Jade-san, want to get some ramen?" I smiled at him and nodded walking with him to the stand and taking a seat. We placed our orders and I opened up my backpack to see that all of my New Zealand dollars had turned into Konoha currency. With a fist pump I pulled out enough to pay for both Naruto's food and mine. He gave me the biggest grin when I passed him the money.
We struck up a conversation about Konoha and how he was going to be Hokage.
"Where are you from, Jade-chan?" I smiled at his used of chan.
"I'm a traveller, originating from a place far away." I tried not to look sad, at the mention of home. Our food arrived and we tucked in without another word.
"Hey there Naruto, who's your new friend?" I stiffened at the familiar voice, trying my best not to choke on my noodles.
"Oh, Kakashi-sensei, this is Jade-chan, she's a traveller." I turned slowly to see a familiar masked face smiling down at me. With wide eyes I swallowed my mouthful and took a deep breath trying not to explode and hug the Copy Ninja.
"You-you are Hatake Kakashi." I stuttered out trying my best to keep my voice level. He raised an eyebrow at me and my wide golden eyes.
"Where are you from Jade-san?" I answered him the same as I did Naruto. With an excited smile I reached into my top and pulled out my green stone necklace and fiddled with the warm stone. It was a habit I had developed when I was nervous. Kakashi cocked his head to the side at the sight of the necklace.
I turned back to my food and finished it off with a few more mouthfuls.
When I was finished Naruto invited me to come and meet his friends.
"That would be awesome!" I smiled at him with a glint in my eye. Kakashi chuckled softly at my excitement. Naruto jumped down from the chair and I followed after him with my hand firmly gripping the straps of my back pack. Naruto started talking about how his friend Sakura had a huge crush on him, which of course I had to bite my tongue not to laugh at. We passed by the BBQ restaurant on our way just in time to see Team Asuma and Team Kurenai exit the building. My heart stopped seeing all of my favourite characters standing in the street in front of me.
Naruto waved excitedly and grabbed my hand pulling me over to them. I bowed my head letting my bangs hide my blushing face.
"Hey guys this is my new friend Jade-chan, she thinks I'm the best." I giggled behind my hair at his statement.
"Have you been brain washing her Naruto?" I recognised the voice as the Inuzuka heir.
I lifted my head and brushed my honey blonde hair back from my face. My eyes scanned their faces noticing their reactions to my appearance. I couldn't keep my squeal in as I spotted Hinata Hyuuga standing in the back.
"No way, this is the best moment of my short life!" I clapped my gloved hands together in excitement. Naruto looked at me like I had just told him the weirdest thing he had ever heard.
"Right, so when I get excited seeing you I'm fine, but being excited about meeting your friends is super weird." I raised an eyebrow at him and put my hand on my hip in an expression of exasperation. I rolled my eyes at his flush, turning my attention back to the group in front of me.
"This is nuts, all I need to do is meet Sakura and Sasuke and I have seen the rookie nine." I pumped my fist in the air and smiled in triumph.
I didn't care that their expressions were a mixture of embarrassment and completely weirded out.
"Who are you?" Shino spoke up remaining his stoic self.
"Just a friendly traveller." I smiled and shrugged. Naruto grabbed my hand and pulled me around them with an expression of frustration. I stumbled after him one hand on my back pack strap.
I followed him to where Sasuke and Sakura were supposed to be waiting for him. We turned up and he introduced me with a happy smile, exclaiming about how I thought he was awesome.
I gave Sakura a quick wave which she returned cautiously, with Sasuke I just turned my head in his direction and smiled.
"Are you a ninja Jade-san?" Sakura asked walking up to inspect me further. I cocked my head to the side in thought.
"Yes." I stated simply and pointed at the Kunai pouch on my leg. Then I turned to see a very bad square rock disguise creep up on Naruto. With a smile I stepped to the side as Naruto started to run around with the little square following him every step. I watched as chaos ensued only watching as they pissed off Sakura and she chased them down the alley way.
I dropped my pack and ran towards Konohamaru as he smacked into the middle sand sibling.
"Whoa, you're Kankuro!" I exclaimed using his distraction to grab Konohamaru and push him behind me.
"You know who I am?" I grinned and placed my hands on my hips.
"Sure do, I know that you come from Suna and so do your siblings Temari and Gaara." I stepped back and pushed my hair to the side smiling a knowing smile.
"Are you a spy?" He exclaimed. I slapped my palm to my forehead.
"Do I look like a spy to you? Jeez, sorry for being a fan." I rolled my eyes and huffed in exasperation.
"A fan of me?"
"Yeah a fan of you all, though I do have my favourites." I smiled to myself turning my golden eyes up to the tree where I knew Sasuke was sitting to search for Gaara. He was already there and I smirked to myself.
"Sorry to ruin your entrance Gaara." I smirked and turned on my heels skipping back over to where Naruto was standing. I gave him a quick wave and picked up my backpack wandering back the way we came.