why is he here?
chapter one
"hey Caboose?"
"yes agent washing tub?"
Wash ignored that as he was already used to Caboose's mispronunciations of his name. "you ever wonder why you're here?"
Caboose thought for a minute, literally a minute, before answering "not really, the blue team is basically all i know."
"come on Caboose you have to think of your family or something."
"I don't really remember anything before bloodgulch, just my name. Now if you will excuse me George, I've got to get back to my project." Caboose then walked into his room and locked the door.
Wash sighed, nobody knew what Caboose was doing in there and any spy bots that Sarge planted in the room went offline. wash wondered for a second why Sarge was here if he could build advanced robots from scratch. that thought lead him to wonder about Caboose's personal life, and if he was going to get any info, he was going to need help.
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"hey Simmons!" come out here i need your help!" yelled wash at the red base.
Simmons walked out of the base to wash. "why would i help you asshole? your our enemy."
to which wash responded "because we've been at a cease fire ever since we won all your ammo in a poker tournament and if you help me I'll give some of it back."
Simmons sighed "good point, what do you need?
"i need access to the personnel files."
"what? what makes you think i can help you with that?"
"because Grif told me you downloaded everything in the freelancer storage facility to the many hard drives you keep on your person. which by the way, is illegal." responded wash in his normal tone.
"oh shit! Grif told you about those?"
"yep, now give me the blue files before tell sarge Sarge you broke the law and know his real name" Simmons gulped in horror and ran into the base to get the files.
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wash put the hardrive into his computer, which Sarge had built also, and pulled up personnel files and was met with a password lock. "shit, how the hell am i supposed to know the damn password!" Wash sighed and got ready to give up when he saw a note on the case the files had been on that read 'the password is rvb64, now don't come looking for the password or you get shot!'
"of course Simmons knew the password, and named it something other than password." wash then searched for Caboose's file.
"what the hell?"
hello to anyone reading this! if you review this it will encourage me to wright the next chapter faster than i probably would(which would take around a month due to my inability to not become bored of everything). also i can't figure out how to get my damn mac to auto correct on pages. i hate pages, Microsoft word is better but i don't have it.