Mad River Ice Tea commercials for Star Ocean The Second Story
Legal Disclaimer: I don't own Star Ocean or Mad River Ice teas.
Uh-oh, looks like you stumbled on the Iselia Queen. First equip an
angel armband. Second drink a mad
river ice tea. Will it's ginseng and herbal spices save you from destruction?
NO! She's gonna slice you up
like a sausage in a deli. But before you lose your life, why don't
you drink a great tea.
Uh-oh, looks like you turned off Indalecio's limiter. First, reset
the game. Second, drink a Mad River Ice
Tea. Will it's natural and herbal spices make this battle any easier?
No! He's gonna Earthquake your
butt like it's goin outta style. But before you die after seeing the
golem, why don't you enjoy a great
tea.
Uh-oh, looks like you started a universe file. First, don't save.
Second, drink a Mad River Ice Tea. Will
it's herbs and spices make this file any easier. No! Those funny
thieves are gonna block your phase gun
and slice you down. But before you're laughed at and ridiculed by
your friends, why don't you enjoy a
great tea.
Credits: My friend Derrick for thinking of the Iselia Queen commercial.
I'll do another chapter of these if I get good reviews so you better
review or else. Flames will be used to toast marshmellows.