This is a parody story. Should be very recognizable. It's written in script form.
Tinkerbell is lounging on her couch watching TV. On the TV is a fairy sport of some kind that is similar to football. In Tink's hand is a sprite. Suddenly the phone rings.
Tinkerbell: Hello?
Iridessa: Hey sup?
Tinkerbell: Nothing Dessa. Watching the game, having a sprite. Sup wit you?
Iridessa: Nothing. Watching the game, having a sprite.
Tinkerbell: True. True.
Fawn walks in a front door from the distance.
Fawn: WAZZUP!
Tinkerbell: WAZZUP!
Iridessa: A yo? Who's that?
Tinkerbell: Hey yo! Pick up the phone!
Fawn picks up the phone on the wall.
Fawn: Hello?
Iridessa: WAZUUUP!
Fawn: WAZUUUUPPP!
Tinkerbell: WAZZZUUUUUUUP!
Fawn: A yo! Where's Silvermist?
Iridessa: A yo, Silvermist!
Silvermist is at a computer typing. She hears Iridessa call her from downstairs and picks up the phone next to her.
Silvermist: Hello?
Fawn: WAZZZUUUUP!
Silvermist: WAZZZUUUPP!
Iridessa: UUPPPPPP!
Tinkerbell: UUPPPPPPP!
Fawn: A wait. Hold up.
There is someone on the other line of the phone Fawn is holding. She clicks a button and speaks.
Fawn: Hello?
Rosetta is outside of Tink and Fawn's apartment holding some bags. She speaks into the buzzer.
Rosetta: WAZZZZUUUUP!
Fawn: WAZZZZUUUUPPP!
Iridessa: WAZZZUUUUPPPP!
Silvermist: WAZZZZUUUPPPPP!
Tinkerbell: WAZZUUUUUPPP!
Tinkerbell continues to watch TV. Iridessa speaks.
Iridessa: So what's up with you?
Tinkerbell: Nothing. Watching the game, having a sprite.
Iridessa: True. True.
The end.