Hi people or persons, star dragon here! I haven't updated in awhile because A)My piano exam is tomorrow B)My mind is blank C) my Open office program keeps crashing
And I'm changing this into a story so now it is called...drum roll please
Rangers are insane !
Okay, now I need to thank heromyth7, Dodo1.2.3 and Kangarooney for reviewing and for giving
constructive criticism without being insulting. So thanks again!
Ranger's are insane- Will taking a driver's license test!
Rangers are insane, if you don't believe me why don't you ask the slightly insane Will sitting in the driver's seat.
Your first question might be : Why is Will driving ?
Your second question might be: How the Hades did he get there ?
Let me explain this all in a nutshell. Halt, Gilan , Will , Horace and Alyss came through a portal into our world.
But apparently in the process of traveling through the portal four out of five out of them became insane.
So only one of them is still sane. And that would be Alyss.
Now there are three Rangers who shoot bows and arrows with extreme accuracy and a knight that brandishes a sword in our world who, are apparently insane.
Isn't that nice.
So back to the driver's license test. . .
CAN SOMEONE HELP ME? I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE !
Has anyone noticed how the guy testing Will hasn't noticed me yet ?
Wait a second...
Yep ,I'm wearing a Ranger's cloak
I am definitely dead.
Everybody cross your fingers that Will does not see the Starbucks up front, because one of my friends told them about it and the coffee. I think everybody knows Ranger's are obsessed with coffee.
"Coffee!" exclaimed Will as we drove pass the Starbucks.
"No, Will just ignore-" I started, but of course, my words fell on deaf ears and the car veered sharply to the right.
I jerked to the left and...
Bam! We crashed into the Starbucks.
The car fell apart ,very comically, the sides fell down in unison leaving the two seats in front and, the backseat which I was still sitting on, gripping on to it with eyes closed.
Will was still holding onto the steering wheel, only the steering wheel as the car had already fallen apart.
The guy who was testing Will continued writing his notes as if nothing had happened.
He handed Will a sheet of paper awhile later and simply said "You need to work on parking." very casually, unbuckled his seat belt and walked away.
Let me get this straight.
A guy wearing a tunic and leggings with a mottled green cloak drove into a Starbucks (without killing anyone) and all he said was "You need to work on parking."
Our world is a bit messed up.
Will finally looked at me, saw my face full of terror and said "at least we didn't die"
letting his tone go up a bit at the end.
Like that my face turned from fear to anger.
Then I banged him in the head with a frying pan, which came out of nowhere.
And yes, I am a person that strongly believes that kitchen utensils are weapons.
End of chapter.
Note that ,just in case it's confusing, the tone of the story is supposed to be a bit sarcastic and I changed the POV in the last two paragraphs.
And yes, I am terrible at writing humour stories so I need some constructive criticism.
Please review !