Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present to you,
The Ootori, The Ootoro, and the Haruhi!!!
Chapter One (the only chapter, dear)
WARNING: A lot of corn was consumed by the reader these days.
Once, a person called Haruhi Fujioka. She is called by people a "he" (just watch the anime!!!). Anyways, she has a long lost friend who is Ootoro. She misses it so much so she asked Kyouya Ootori, who has a lot of allies, guards, and.... yeah, bodyguards, to help her find her long lost friend. Ootori helped her look for Ootoro in the easy ways and also, the difficult ways: through the super cold blizzard, to the steep mountains, to the deep ocean, and the scorching heat of the sun in the desert (yes dear, I am exaggerating it a bit since they didn't go to the ocean). They, at last found Ootoro, the best friend of Haruhi- forever and ever, and ever and ever, and ever and ever.........
"Ootoro....." Haruhi said,
"Haruhi...." Ootoro said (Surprise, surprise, a talking ootoro...)
"Ootoro!"
"Haruhi!"
"Ootoro!"
"Haruhi!"
"Ootoro!"
"Haruhi!"
"Ootoro!"
"Haruhi!"
"Ootoro!"
"Haruhi!"
"Ootoro!"
"Haruhi!"
"Ootoro!"
"Haruhi!"
"Ootoro!"
"Haruhi!"
Kyouya jumps in. "Aw c'mon! Let's get to the good part!", he demanded.
"You said it, Mom."
Haruhi said it. An. the next scene was Haruhi slicing the ootoro and about to eat it. And she ate it. And they all lived happily ever after, of course, it does not include the otooro. What about me? I just around somewhere eating.... CORN! (told you the author overate corn…).
The End (for the Ootoro).