She's the Man!
BASED ON MOVIE 'SHE'S THE MAN'!
Chapter 1: Dial B for Bitch!
Amu's P.O.V
I was never the girl who was the person who dressed up for prom...
I was more of...let's say...
The soccer girl...
...The girl who made winning possible...
So like I always do when I reached the goal...I gave one professional kick to make the soccer ball slam into the goal just as the bell sounded for the end of game.
Just in time!
What can I say, even if that goal didn't go in my team were way ahead with 3 to 1!
As my teammates and I threw a small after show for winning, I gestured my boyfriend Ryo back on to the courts.
And while he was at it I of course got my winning kiss.
"You're getting good!" Ryo stated as he lightly pulled away from my mouth.
"Yes I teached you well, you couldn't even kiss properly back then!" I admitted giggling.
"I was talking about soccer!" He insisted shaking his head in defeat.
"I know!"
"You know, you are better than half my team!" Ryo said smiling down at me.
"No..probably 3/4..." I said as I pushed my lips lightly against his.
"Whatever you say..." Ryo muttered into the kiss.
Monday…At school…On the soccer field…Amu's P.O.V
"But our team can't be cut! We got into the national's last year!" I screamed.
"I know that, but since you don't have enough players, it's only fair that your team gets cut!" The soccer coach explained.
"Yeah…but can't you hold another round of auditions for the girls' team," I pleaded.
"I'm sorry, but no can do, what's done is done,"
"Well then at least let my team and I try out for the guy's team,"
The soccer coach blinked, and then burst into a roar of laughter.
"No can do," The coach commented while staring at the guy's team who just finished practice and was making their way towards us.
"Hey what's up!" My boyfriend Ryo questioned.
"Your coach won't let my team and me try out for your team, since the girl's team got cut," I said annoyed.
As I finished my sentence all the guys just stared at me and burst out laughing.
"Well, Ryo you are the team captain, what do you think about it!" I said quickly hopping he'd agree with me.
He has to! He's my boyfriend!
"I think the coach said it all,"
"But yesterday you said I was better than 3/4 of your team!" I indicated.
"Uh…I never said that." Ryo replied while he's teammates looked at him.
"WHY ARE YOU LYING!" I screamed.
"End of discussion!" He scolded annoyed.
"FINE! And end of relationship!" I spat.
"You just got owned dude!" Ryo's team mates exclaimed as they punched Ryo playfully on the arm.
As his teammates went to the locker room, I rolled my eyes and got ready to leave the field when Ryo exclaimed out "AMU! Don't be like that I just don't want you to get hurt!"
"Aww…Ryo YOU ARE SO FULL OF_"
The coach suddenly blew his whistle making me stomp away in rage.
Well he can have it his way!
Later this afternoon…on the way to Amu's house…Still Amu's P.O.V
As I listened to music with my hoddie on, I was suddenly grabbed by a pair of hands.
I turned around to see a bitch.
And I'm not talking about my neighbour's dog.
It was my brother's girlfriend.
"Oh it's you, with a back like that I thought you were Kukai, maybe it's your total lack of curse!"
"Hi Lulu! It's so good to see you too!" I replied sarcastically.
"I'm looking for Kukai, where is he?" Lulu asked.
"I don't know!"
"Well…Just remind your brother how lucky he is to be in my life and tell him to give me a call if he wants to stay in a relationship with me, 'kay?"
"Does he have your number, 1 800 Bi0tch!"
Lulu glared pitchforks at me, that's right pitchforks not daggers, and with that she stomped away.
Later this afternoon…at Amu's house
As I walked into the house my mother Midori comes over to me and exclaimed in an excited voice, "I've got a surprise for you,"
I groaned annoyed...because when it came to surprise...my mum thinks of pretty prom dresses...
My mum ushered me into the lounge room to show me what was suppose to be a dress.
I stared at the dress for a second longer and exclaimed out "NO WAY ON EARTH WILL I WEAR THAT!"
"But honey…if you do so, I could take you out for the ball-kicking-thing-you-like-so-much shopping, and you can bring your boyfriend Ryo!"
"NO WAY AM I BRINGING THAT SEXIEST JERK! And anyway we just broke up…"
"But honey how are you ever going to find another handsome guy like him again!" My mum questioned with eyes full of curiosity.
"Well, mum, if you love him so much then why don't YOU go out with him!" I spat while storming up the stairs.
As I entered my room I saw a frantic Kukai throwing a suitcase of his stuff on to the lawn and getting ready to launch himself down the second floor building.
"Uh…Kukai, you could always USE the door!"
"Yes but I'm not going to my private boarding school, I'm going to go play with my band at a rock concert in America, and you Amu need to help me by hiding the fact I'm not at my boarding school. I'll only be gone for 2 weeks so just tell them I'm sick or something. Now see ya!" Kukai exclaimed as he jumped down from our window, grabbed his suitcase and was about to run off when I called out.
"Hey, I always wondered why you quit playing soccer? You were so good at it! And what about Lulu! You know your stuck-up girlfriend, she was looking for you!"
"She's hot and it's a guy thing, don't worry I'll call her. Oh and I only played soccer to get chicks!" He admitted.
"You know it's not easy being a musician! And you have to go to school to actually become successful!"
"Last I checked musicians don't need to learn trigonometry, history or whatever!"
As I was about to call after Kukai again my mother came in and said "Hey honey who were you talking to?"
Looking around exclaimed out "Me? I was just talking to Kukai on the phone," I said while grabbing my phone.
"Okay, well honey are you sure you don't want to try this dress!" my mum asked while shaking the 'thing' infront of me.
"Uh…Sorry to break this to you mum but I don't do frills or puffy sleeves…I'm more of a guy on clothing choice," I replied while shoving her out the door and slamming it behind her.
"Sometimes honey I think you might as well be your brother." my mum muttered while stomping away.
As I looked into the mirror I smiled and said "You know what, I might just be a guy..."
As I gave a slight smirk I packed my bag and got ready to start on my plan of being a guy!
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