thehulk- Emmett

Peacemaker101- Carlisle

loviedovie- Esme

hotblonde- Rosalie

speedracer- Edward

bellababy- Bella

shopping4life- Alice

liljj- Jasper

halfie- Nessie

wolf god- Jacob

Bballshooter101- Mike Newton

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Shopping4life logged on

Speedracer- logged on

Shopping4life- Hi Eddie!

speedracer- Alice? Why did you call me that? That's Emmett's nickname for me.

Shopping4life- This is Emmett.

speedracer-hhhuuuhhh?!

Shopping4life- I stole alice's password and logged on hers to stalk her hot friends.

speedracer- yeahh. That's weird. Really weird. Shes going to kill you

shopping4life- yyyyyeeeaaasssshhh. She is.

Shopping4life- went away: away message- I absoulotly love flying unicorns and happy bunnies :]

speedracer- dude, have some sympathy.

Shopping4life- I'd rather not.

bellababy- logged on

bellababy- hhheeeyyy guys. Uhh one question. Why is alice's away that. She hates bunnies.

Shopping4life- I am not Emmet. So don't think that.

speedracer- wow. Not obvioius at all emmett

shopping4life- who is Emmett we are all talking about

bellababy- er. Emmett alice is right behind me and wants you to text her.. NOW, she said something about ripping your guts out and feeding them to all the happy unicorns and bunnies.

speedracer- dude you got owned!

Shopping4life- uhh I gtg. PS. THIS IS NOT EMMETT.

Shopping4life- logged out

speedracer- wow, just wow

bellababy- I know right?

speedracer- weeelll its just you & me now

Bellababy- Edward, please don't stretch out your words like ttthhhiiisssss. Only chicks do that.

speedracer- uhm. Ok. Sorry

bellababy- no problem babe. But why don't you come up here and apologize again. If you catch my drift

speedracer- huh?

bellababy- really Edward…really?

speedracer… huh? WAIT I GET IT. I'll be right there ;].

bellababy- don't take to long. ;]

speedracer- logged off

Bellababy- I get him every time

Bellababy- logged off.

thehulk- logged on

thehulk- away message, I am a bad excuse for a human, I am a jerk and woman hate me. Now I am going to shopping for a new thong. P.s- I love alice.