Komui's New Invention
Summary: Komui has just created another invention and decides to drag Allen and Kanda along to test it. What is this invention that has turned our Allen and Kanda's world around?
Disclaimer: -Man does not belong to me, it belongs to the one and only Katsura Hoshino!
A/N: This is my very first fanfic. I hope it OK… Reviews & criticisms would be loved.
Warning: Attempted humour.
Chapter One - Mishap
"Yes! I've finally finished this! Lenalee, do you have anymore of your lovely coffee for your dear brother?" the Supervisor asked his little sister.
"Hai, nii-san... Oh? What's this?" Lenalee replies, pointing to a strange setup near where her brother is at.
"That, is my new invention and I'm very confident its going to work!"
"Its not another Komurin, is it?"
"No, of course not! But I'm in the process of building the next one! Don't worry Lenalee"
"Ok... So this new invention of yours wont terrorize the Exorcists, right?"
"Well I don't think so, if it works the way it is built. Ja, I shall find 2 Exorcists to help me test it out then"
And off ran Komui before his sister starts lecturing him about using Exorcists as guinea pigs for his experiments.
Meanwhile in the cafeteria
"Ohio Jerry-san! I'll get a lasagne, ma-po tofu, beef stew, a meat pie, udon, takoyaki, teriyaki, miso soup, mango pudding, a quarter of a chocolate cake, 40 mitarashi dangos," said a certain white-haired Exorcist.
"Coming right up Allen" smiled the Indian chef.
Standing behind the always-cheerful Allen is the always-emo Kanda and as usual…
"Tempura soba" the ebony long-haired teenager said in a monotone.
"Ne, Kanda, won't you try something else? You've been eating tempura soba for God knows how long already. You're not getting the necessary nutrients ya'know?" Jerry teased while preparing the last of Allen's order.
"Che"
Ignoring a certain moyashi who was carrying a huge lump of food in front of his face, Kanda steered himself in the direction of his usual table, only to find a certain redhead rabbit occupying it and reading a book. Kanda quickly scanned the room to look for an UNOCCUPIED table, but to his dismay, all were already occupied and what's worse, the rabbit has already put down his book and started calling out and waving frantically at Kanda.
"YUU-CHAN! OVER HERE!" Lavi hollered.
In the following 5 seconds, two things happened.
Kanda slammed his food tray down on the table and Mugen was already unsheathed and at Lavi's throat.
"Don't EVER call me that if you don't want me to give your head to Daisya to play soccer with," Kanda threatened menacingly.
"W-whatever y-you s-say K-Kanda," Lavi stuttered "Now can you take Mugen away?"
"Che, still thinking about it."
"BaKanda, stop it," another food tray, or TRAYS, was slammed down followed by a voice.
"Che, why should I listen to a moyashi like you?"
"Cause it's the right thing to do!"
"Is there a reason for me to do the right thing now? Considering the fact that its coming from a moyashi and of course, I do not listen to moyashis"
"ITS ALLEN! Shesh BaKanda, after so many months of me being in the Order you still can't remember my name? Its only two syllables, just like yours."
"Che, whatever moyashi," Kanda sheathed Mugen and started to eat his soba while Allen happily dug into his spread.
Halfway through their meals, Komui came bursting into the cafeteria demanding for Allen and Kanda to report to his office for a mission. Both of them glared at each other momentarily before getting up and going to the kooky Supervisor's office. But of course, they HAD to quarrel…
"Che, why do I have to get stuck with a moyashi again?"
"ITS ALLEN BAKANDA! And how the heck should I know? Its not like want to get stuck with a girly man like you."
Hohoho, wrong thing to say Allen!
"What… Did… You… Say…?" Kanda spun around so fast, with his hand already positioned at Mugen with a murderous glint in his eyes.
"Oh well for the sake of your tiny brain, I shall repeat. I said, its not like want to get stuck with a girly man like you!"
"YOU ARE SO DEAD BAKA MOYASHI" Kanda charged towards Allen with a murderous aura floating around him.
"Ha-ha! I know your moves already BaKanda!"
"UGH!"
The fight continued, both of them forgetting about going to the Supervisor's office for their mission. That is, until Lenalee came over and hit them both on their head with a clipboard. Talk about déjà vu for Kanda!
After a whole 5 minutes of silence, they finally reached Komui's office. Both wondering what kind of mission they would get. Akuma extermination or to retrieve another found Innocence. It turns out. It was neither.
"Allen! Kanda! Good now that you're here…" Komui said casually and started walking towards his office door.
And he CHAINED the doors together, plus putting a lot of locks on it.
"Wha-what are you doing Komui-san?" Allen asked.
"Why, to prevent you two from running away of course!" Komui replied cheerfully like nothing was wrong.
"Running away from WHAT?" Kanda asked impatiently.
"Oh well, I need you both to help me test out my newest invention! Im very confident that its doing to work. But to confirm that I need test subje-"
"WHAT?! YOU ARE DOING TO US AS UR GUINEA PIGS FOR YOU INVENTION?! WHY CAN'T YOU USE SOMEONE ELSE?! THERE ARE PLENTY OF FINDERS OUT THERE WITH NOTHING TO DO!" Kanda interrupted furiously.
"Yeah pretty much. But look on the bright side! If this invention works, it can help both of you. Which is why I don't want to get finders to do this, I think you both need to get along better since you two are pretty much always paired up togeth-"
"THAT'S BECAUSE YOU DON'T LET ME GO SOLO!!" unable to hold back his anger, Kanda retorted fiercely. "MOYASHI! DON'T SIT THERE AND BE A DUMBASS! SAY SOMETHING!"
Allen just sat there staring at Komui and the now pissed off Kanda with a dumbfounded expression on his face and mouthing, "Test his experiment? TEST his experiment?!"
"Oh come on Allen, Kanda. Its not going to be that bad. There's no permanent damage or whatnot. Its just testing it. It will benefit the Order a lot!" coaxed Komui.
"I DID NOT JOIN THE ORDER TO BECOME YOUR GUINEA PIGS KOMUI," Kanda roared.
"I know I know! Lets get this over with OK?" Komui gave up and said breathlessly. He pushed both Kanda and Allen into a capsule thingy each, and without waiting for any reply from Kanda, because Komui really didn't want to hear what more he has to say, or Allen, because he's still frozen in shock, and pressed a few buttons before a huge flash of light and the process was completed.
A/N: Sorry its a short chapter but i'll be updating often. I hope =D Hope you enjoy this chapter. It IS my very first fanfic =D Reviews would be helpful and LOVED