This is my weird version of Alice in Wonderland. Only I'm not Alice, and this isn't Wonderland. This is me getting to Stalkless Land.
Disclaimer: I do not own Alice in Wonderland, I call dibs on Stalkless Land though, so deal with it people, get your own idea!
I'd like to thank paganpancakes for getting me started on writing and being an awesome friend, and Nyx's Pinky Girl for being the first to review I Just Wasted Your Time, because I cant believe someone actually read my story. Now on with this stupidity! Sorry it's so short! I'll try to make it longer next time, I wont say that I will `cause I lie sometimes.
How To Get To Stalkless Land
Lalalalalalalala…. So bored! Being stalked is more fun than...than…than whatever the heck I'm doing! Whoa, what the…! Dang, Billy stalking me again!
Billy saw that he wasn't exactly unnoticed (?) anymore, so he just ran toward me being that stupid stalker he is. So guess what? I ran away. Yep, real original, I know.
Well, since your reading this you SHOULD know my name, but I'm not gonna tell you `cause then YOU could stalk me. So forget it. You're either a weirdo, a bored person, some freak who sniffs bunnies, or a stalker. You know which one you are, even if I don't.
Anyway, I ran from Billy, Billy ran after me -what a loser-, so I ran into a Borders and hid in the girl's bathroom. What? I forgot my taser at home, and I was out of pepper spray! Billy stalks me a lot and even as a crazy stalker that seriously needs a shrink he wouldn't go into a girl's bathroom, in public at least. Thank you Borders! This is my new hide out from now on, since he FBI wont do anything to stop Billy from stalking me, jerks.
When Billy gave up and left (after hours of being stalkerish and annoying), I grabbed my favorite book- Gnomes, Gnomes, and Pants- and laid it open on the ground, you'll never believe what happened next, I jumped onto the book and…
Ha! You guys really do need to guess, because I'm gonna be annoying and not tell you, yet. Its not what it seems to be I can tell you that. And yeah, I know its not really good, but I'm still gonna finish this story no matter what anyone says, or doesn't says. No, I will not work on my grammar; grammar is for people who care about grammar.
Review this! I command you!
Half of twin
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