Dave pried his eyes open slowly, squinting at the light pouring into them. He quickly sat up on the futon he had been napping on and an Xbox controller that was on his chest slammed against the ground, making a racket. Fuck, that wasn't good for it, he thought as he leaned over to pick it up. Once he put the paddle back on the table he leaned back on the futon and crossed his arms. Why did he feel so wiped out? He figured that he was only sleeping a few hours at the most. He had the weirdest dream ever, something to do with some stupid game Egbert made him play. Wait, was it Egbert or Rose? Was it a game, or were they watching some weird movie? All he could really remember was talking to both of them. At least it wasn't another stupid puppet dream that Rose would psychoanalyze like mad. His stomach growled and he groaned, knowing he'd have to go through all of Bro's freaky ninja shit to get to the kitchen, and even then he doubted there would even be any food in there, there rarely ever was where he thought it would be, and he usually had to hoard what he could find in his fucking closet. Speaking of freaky puppet shit, where was Lil' Cal? He looked around a little bit before he found him on the metal arm rest to his right. He smirked gave him a fist bump, and finally decided to get food. He pushed himself off the edge of the futon slowly and stood up, stretching. He felt...taller? Actually a lot taller at that. God damn how long was he out? He didn't focus on that too much, because his stomach started demanding food again. Oh, shut up, he thought as he stepped into the kitchen and opened the fridge, holding back swords, and started looking through them to find something. He heard footsteps behind him, and looked over his shoulder expecting to have to block some fucking smuppet ass, when he saw...
Himself?
What the fuck, was he still asleep, or was Bro really screwing with him?
His other self standing in front of him looked up at him. After about a minute of this stare down his other self spoke up.
"What the hell is wrong with you bro."
Dave was positive at this point that he was still asleep.

Bluh. So I wrote that while on a two hour car ride. I dunno If it will go anywhere, but we'll see.