Rin was in his bedroom reading mangas, it was Saturday so to spend his free time, but suddenly a missile came from nowhere and hitted Rin, not enough to kill him but fell unconscious anyway.

The next thing he knew was that he woke up inside a room, but not alone; Yukio, Kuro, Shiemi, Izumo, Bon, Shima, Konekomaru, Mephisto, Amaimon and Shura were also inside, glad to see Rin awake.

"Huh? What's going on and why everyone's here?"

"That's what I would like to know" replied Yukio.

Then I entered at the room holding a giant bag and throwing it in the room.

"Well, that's all" I said and untied the bag, revealing that Black Rock Shooter, Mato, Dead Master, Yomi, Black Gold Saw, Saya, Strength, Yuu, Chariot and Kagari were inside, with all of them panting.

"WHO ARE YOU, HOW AND WHY THE HELL YOU KIDNAPPED US?!" Black Rock Shooter and Rin shouted at me at the same time, both litting their flames and pointing me with the Kurikara and the Rock Cannon.

"Relax guys, I'm the author of this fic. I just looked that in fanfiction .net there was no Ask BRS characters or an Ask AnE characters fic, so I decided to make one by myself"

There was silence in the room for at least 30 seconds, until Yomi broke it.

"Let me get this straight, so you kidnapped us along our Other selves, the Satan offsprings and their friends just to make people ask us questions we have to respond?"

"Basically, what do you think?"

"I think you're an idiot" Izumo replied to me, I ignored.

"Still how you managed to kidnap us?" Bon said out of curiosity.

"I contracted her" I said and pointed at Samus Aran who was there all along.

"Wait, SHE'S REAL?!" Yuu said amused just as everyone.

"Girl, this is fanfiction, anything is possible" said Samus.

"At least that explains the missile" said Rin.

"So well, that's all for today everybody, leave any question in your PMs, it can be anything and I'll make sure my new slaves will answer them. Seriously, it can be ANYTHING, answers, fights, lemons (that would change the rate to M though), deaths…"

"Wait, you said deaths?" Mato and Shiemi both said nervous "you mean us?"

"Yep, but you'll all be magically revived any time it happens by a method only I know"

Both sighed in relief.

"Still it will hurt… a lot"

Mato and Shiemi then fell of their knees and Black Rock Shooter and Rin quickly came to their rescue not letting them hit the ground by grabbing them.

"Good bye everyone, I'm leaving"

The whole group was left alone in the room... locked... even Samus got trapped inside. Everyone was sitting at the center thinking on what was happening (Except Samus, who was looking everywhere for a place to escape and was mentally praying to every deity of the Nintendo universe to find a way to go back).

"So what are we gonna do now?" Kagari asked.

"... Wanna make out?" Shima replied with a smile, only to be immediately cut in half by Chariot wielding her sword; much to everyone (except Mephisto, Amaimon and the Other selves) horror.

"What? I couldn't let him do that to her, she's practically me; I couldn't let my first kiss be taken like that and he was annoying; besides you heard that guy, every time each one of us dies we get revived" Chariot said.

Everyone shocked at seeing my words coming true, a pink bright fairy appeared out of nowhere and touched Shima's halves and then they immediately went back as one and he was revived. He then shitted in his pants and went as far away as he could from Kagari.

"... You're one of the main reasons I have few friends" Kagari frowned at Chariot.

So you know how this stuff goes, so please ask them anything.

DISCLAIMER (you thought there was going to be none?):

Black Rock Shooter is (c) huke

Ao no Exorcist is (c) Kazue Kato

Metroid and any other references to any other of its franchises are (c) Nintendo

EDIT: Corrected some grammar and now you can only leave questions in PMs.