AN: Sooo, I was watching the glee version of "Fighter" for the 1,000 time, and I suddenly got this idea. Since I need Neal Caffery and Cooper Anderson to still be the same person, I wrote it down. This would probably take place in season 2 of WC, since I haven't gotten that far in to it. But it was inspired by the Big Brother episode of Glee, so you can start there. I ship Klaine, and I like Neal and Alex together. But Neal/Alex probably won't show up until I find out what my OTP of that show is. And I love Peter and Elizabeth .

I do not own Glee or White Collar. But I bet if I did it would make conservatives scream.

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Neal Caffery had just solved another case, holding on to that 94 percent success rate. Well maybe he didn't solve it alone. Maybe Peter had helped a little. But Neal was sure of one thing:

He was damn good.

So, admittedly, Neal Caffery was cocky.

But come on, solving a mortgage fraud scam while going undercover as the new spokesperson for America's fastest free online credit score rating service. That was good. So good, that Neal had engaged in a small celebration with his fellow FBI agents. Maybe it was just for another case solved, and maybe Peter was still using red SOLO cups to pour champagne, but Neal couldn't help but look around and ask, is this possibly what Peter is always talking about? Friends that you don't have to lie to?

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Blaine Anderson couldn't believe it. He couldn't believe it. After years of trying to forget, remembering, wondering, then trying to make the cobwebs grow again. He had finally showed up. Showed up in a freaking commercial. Cooper had just waltzed back in to his life. Maybe not physically, but definitely a waltz. Or a Broadway number. Depends on how you view the commercial.

Yep, Cooper Anderson was back, and nobody but him knew it. Dad was out of town and mom was pulling an all-nighter after a special request for a roasted pig for that dinner party coming up. And Kurt didn't know. How did Kurt not know? Blaine should have told him over a year ago, when they first met. How would that sound?

I'm Blaine. My brother disappeared when I was 7. What's your name?

But Kurt needed to know. It was his job to know, and Blaine knew how the Hummels got about peoples jobs in the universe. He picked up his phone and started to dial Kurt, then hung up. Maybe Kurt didn't need to know. Maybe no body needed to know. Blaine could keep a secret. Couldn't he?

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So, Love? Loath? Llama? R&R plz's!