I do not own the actual book, 'Twilight' AND/OR 'If You Give A Mouse A Cookie'. I thought of this when I was taking a shower. Enough said.
If you give a twilight a Edward Cullen, said twilight fan will rip off Edward Cullen's clothes and smell them.
If Edward Cullen has no clothes, Chief Swan will give him a ticket.
If Chief Swan gives Edward Cullen a ticket, Bella will beg her dad not to.
If Edward Cullen doesn't get a ticket, then Alice Cullen will celebrate with a shopping spree.
If Alice Cullen goes on a shopping spree, she would max out the Cullen's bank account.
If Alice Cullen maxes out the Cullen bank account, then the Cullen's will eventually go bankrupt.
If the Cullen' sgo bankrupt, they will sell Edward Cullen's stuff on eBay.
If they sell Edward Cullen's stuff on eBay, millions of twilight fans will bid millions of dollars on it.
If Twilight fans give that much for Edward Cullen stuff, Edward Cullen will have clothes again.
If Edward Cullen has more clothes, then more twilight fans will rip them off. Again.
Poor Edward Cullen...
I'm dedicating this one-shot to my BFF's, Shea and Joknee!!! And all the REAL Twilight fans who will rip off Edward's socks before taking his shoes off... (Shea... Joknee.....) PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!! I'LL GIVE YOU A COOKIE!!!!!!! 3 Twlytr