Hello Internet, AnimePirate223 and I wrote this fic… you should be afraid… and yes another story to take up updates! XD C&C/R&R
Naruto looked out the window of the moving car. He looked at the city disappearing behind him; the buildings making room for the trees. "I don't think we're in Konoha, Toto" Naruto said to Gaara, who just gave Naruto a look. "What, haven't you seen the Wizard of Oz?" Gaara started laughing "Why do you think I would ever see that?" Gaara had been watching horror movies since, well, no one could remember when he hadn't, and even his siblings couldn't. "Hey Naruto," The blonde looked at the red head driving, "I want to play a game," Gaara said with a mischievous and slightly evil look. "Sure Gaara" The blonde boy stated gleefully. The red head mentally face-palmed, of course the blonde hadn't seen Saw, and therefore wouldn't get it; Naruto rarely watched horror movies. "Oh, and Gaara," The redhead raised a nonexistent eyebrow, "I lost the game." This was going to be a long car ride.
"Are we there yet?" Naruto asked.
"Naruto, you've been asking for the last 3 hours!" Gaara replied ready to snap the blonde's neck.
"I think we just passed it."
"Holy -beep- on a mother -beeping- sammich"
Naruto and Gaara stepped out of the Porsche and were immediately accosted by an overenthusiastic older man in green Lycra bike shorts. The creepy man proceeded to talk some mumbo jumbo about the glories of youth. Unfortunately, he was bouncing around as he gave his odd speech, the spandex shorts revealing all. As if the creepy image wasn't bad enough, some weird old dude in the bushes snapped a picture. Were they at the right place? This didn't sound like the epic camp that Gaara's older brother, Kankuro, had told them about. As the counselor's movements grew more spastic, Naruto and Gaara exchanged a glance. Both nodding, they immediately turned and ran for their lives toward the main building, not knowing they were heading for the wrong camp.
They bounded up onto the porch, banging the heavy wood door open, running into two people on the other side. As Naruto and Gaara backed away, Naruto doing most of the apologizing, the two slightly older boys exchanged a very odd glance. One of them was a dark-haired, dark-eyed boy whose hair resembled a duck's butt, while the other had pale eyes and long feminine brown hair. "Watch where you're going, dobe," the raven addressed the blonde. ""Shut it teme," Naruto retorted. The brunette with the feminine hair smirked a smirk which could only be classified as evil, odd-colored eyes on Gaara. The darker haired boy gave his friend a look, then smirked that same smirk of evilness.
Kakashi looked up from his book and saw something that worried him; Neji and Sasuke were interacting with students from the other camp. That could only be classified as an accident waiting to happen. Snapping his inappropriate book shut and tucking it into a shirt pocket, he calmly walked over. He was too cool to run. However, that didn't apply to his stalker/assistant, Iruka, who ran after Kakashi, flailing his arms in a way that resembled a drunken chicken.
"What's happening?" The silver haired man asked, one eyebrow raised. "Shouldn't you two be at your own camp?" Naruto and Gaara exchanged glances before apologizing. "Sorry." Naruto said, confused as usual. "We didn't know this was another camp. We were running from our… counselor." The blonde's eyes glazed over and Gaara started to twitch as they recalled the graphic torture their counselor had unwittingly put them through. "That's completely understandable; Gai has… issues, extreme and horrible issues." The rival camp's counselor stated. "But I do need to insist that, for your own safety, you go back to your own camp. Gai, while mentally unstable, is still safer. Trust me." The masked man insisted with a glare at Sasuke and Neji. "You two, you should know better. Go to the box." Pouting, the two boys stepped into a cardboard box in the corner. Immediately, they were pelted with random objects by their fellow campers, murderous gleams in their eyes. Kakashi, ducking a hairbrush that had bounced off of Sasuke's head and snatching a machete out of the hands of a camper who was preparing to throw it, made a shooing motion at Naruto and Gaara. "Do you see what I mean? Go on, before you get yourselves killed."
The boys walked back to where they originally were. Making sure no green-clad weirdos were around, they walked into what they assumed to be the cabin. Naruto hoped onto an unoccupied top bunk, and Gaara snagged the bed underneath it. Gaara always needed to be bottom bunk due to the fact that he has a habit of rolling in his sleep. The boys went back to the car to get their abandoned things, trying to keep the creeper in the bushes from taking another photo, and marked their beds. Gaara looked with an evil gleam in his eye at the spiked club plushie he had packed, an evil idea popping into his mind. He grabbed the stuffed club and hit Naruto with it, hard enough to knock him off the bunk. Naruto saw little birdies doing the caramelldansen blinding his vision and blanked out. Gaara stared for a moment, then nudged his unconscious friend under the bed and began whistling innocently. The green spandex wearing weirdo approached Gaara with a confused look on his face, "Where is your youthful companion?" he asked the red head. "Uhhhh, I don't speak English?" Gaara said questioning his excuse and hoping his bad impression of a Spanish accent fooled the counselor. "What a wonderful Nigerian accent you have." Gaara just smiled nervously, wondering just how many mental illnesses Gai has.
Naruto awoke several minutes later, pissed at Gaara. The blonde would've gotten his revenge except he was stuck, and there was a spider; he hates spiders. "Gaara, get me outta here!" Naruto screamed, terrified of the spider. Gaara laughed, but then his lips were assaulted by a boy with cropped black hair and black eyes. The man pulled his lips away and smiled; Gaara blushed as red as his hair. "Gaara, what's going on? Is everything okay? Gaara help I'm stuck!" Gaara looked under the bed and looked at the struggling blonde; when he looked back up, the boy was gone; Curiouser and Curiouser as Alice in Wonderland would say.
Sasuke and Neji were sitting in the on Sasuke's bed, making small talk. "So Hyuuga see any ass you'd like to tap?" "That red headed one with the eyeliner looks fun. What about you Uchiha?" Neji questioned his best friend. "His blonde friend looks fuck-able" Something passed between the two friends. "How 'bout we make this interesting, Uchiha, we see who can get their Uke first. You try for that blonde I get the emo redhead." Neji suggested. "Sounds like fun." The Uchiha replied, for once interested in something. The friends shook on it; this was going to be interesting.