A/N: So, I'm on a HUGE Writer's Block..err..not really. Just …I can't type something that big up right now…so no updates on any of my existing fics.

This, is an interactive fic – more or less. I already have the position of Prussia and Hungary. If somebody else wants to send in as someone else, that's fine with me. Now as to how this thing works, huh? And thus starts the story. Big Siter 601 is a nickname for Hungary in the Japanese fandom. The kanji for 601 reads like 'Yaoi' and hence the name. I got this information from HaraGuroTan's fics, so thanks to her/him.

Underlined text is France (Cameo!)

Bold text is Prussia.

Normal text is Hungary.

'…' represent thoughts.

There are no actions at least in this chapter. I hope you'll give this format a try.

Date Written:19th March, 2010.

Big Sister 601's Advice Column

ALRIGHT! Tell you what! I have finally had enough of this!

Kesesesese~Wha-! I don't really know whats up with this crazy woman. She was just reading this shady looking paperback when she suddenly blew up, throwing it across the room and starting to scream like a bitch, which she more or less is I gue- ow! Where the Hell does that frying pan even come from verdammt?

About that book, though.. I wonder whats in it? Maybe some awesome secret kesese~ Lets pick it up and take a look at it – Verdammt! Was ist olles? Warum…?

Ugh….You should just stay away if you can't stomach it! Yaoi is not for the faint of heart! Hmmm… though I kind of wonder why he fainted outright? That was kind of an extreme reaction… Oh! Right! Russia and Prussia doujinshi. Noncom, too… I guess the pipe was too much for him… or was it the Bunny Suit he's wearing..? Now where did I put those tissues… yeah, here they are. I wonder how much blood I'm losing like this…. Lucky thing I'm a nation and so immortal.

Back to the topic at hand! I am SICK of you all! YES! Yes, yes you. I am talking about you! Fact is! I am so sick of how you nations are so …so dense and in denial! I mean, seriously! Get a pair of balls and let me see them! In the midst of hot, passionate, gay se –

Scheisse! I can't handle this any more! First I see a picture of myself with a pipe shoved up in places it definitely does NOT belong, then I see myself wearing an apron and Russia wearing a Play Bunny suit and bunny ears and shoving said pipe in the places it does not belong! I am too awesome to be subjected to this kind of treat – Wait. Liz? Are you alright? All that blood…. is she bleeding from her nose? What the hell? Should I call an ambu – oh. Hey, You are up!

Yes, yes I am. Now get the Hell away from me and let me finish my speech. So! To help all of you imbeciles, I have decided to start an advice column! With a nominal fee, of course.

Who would want your advice, you crazy woman, even if you paid them…

Hmm~ Did I hit him too hard now? I don't think so.. I hope not. Well, even if that was the case he totally deserved it! Now, what was I saying? Yes! My fee is thatI get the first picture rights. Really! That's all I want. Just pictures… nothing more… and your address? I will have to see if those camera systems are still on sale… but it's a bit difficult since we have this dang blasted recession.. I am sure I can manage, though… ehem!

Stop making that face! You are scaring the Awesome me! Not that I ever get scared, I am too awesome for that, kesesese … ow! Scheisse! What IS it with you and that random frying pan?

Shut up already! And you all! Come oooon! You know you want to do it~send in letters to Big Sister. She will help you get together~

Moi, moi. What is this? An advice column? Ah ..I see! They want to spread Amour!

I just want to get out, and she just wants yaoi fodder.

What a noble cause!

Are you fucking crying or what? What a pussy..

I must join in now –

YOU WILL NOT GROPE ME! MEET MY FRYING PAN!

That really hurt… Prussia's here, too… bon jour, Prussie…

SUFFER THE WRATH OF PRUSSIAN AWESOME! I'M TOO AWESOME TO BE GROPED BY YOU!

M-maybe… maybe I should stay as an Assistant Consultant…

[TBC]

TRANSLATIONS:

German:

Scheisse: shit

Was ist olles: what the hell?

Verdammt: God damn it

French:

Moi moi : my my (I think?)

Amour: Love

Prussie: Prussia

So, send in letters. As nations – I don't care if you are an OC , canon or OOC… just send 'em in. BUT! Pairings already decided: FrUK,GerIta. That's all… I think. If there's multiple letters for one antion, I reserve the right to select. And same goes for pairings. Yaoi, Yuri, Het, all are fine~

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Big Sister 601 AKA Hungary-chan!