(Okay I changed this into a chapter story. I will change the title each time to the latest chapter.

So now here is the Annabeth Chase, Thalia Grace, Mary Sue, and Percy Jackson units. More are coming!

Veritas; This is not my idea, and if anyone says this story is against the Terms of Service, this is a long going fan fiction tradition: to make owners manuals for characters. I was really surprised they haven't been done for a lot of the Percy Jackson characters.

I do not own Percy Jackson.

I do not own the "User Manual," idea. That belongs to Theresa Green.

Thanks a lot, and remember, this is not my real writing, this is just for kicks.)

User Manual:

Product information

Unit: ANNABETH CHASE

Age: Depends on set. In current set, THE LAST OLYMPIAN set, 16.

Height: Not relevant.

Weight: Our ANNABETH CHASE units would revolt if we told you.

Serial #: 48370283703

Accessories

This unit comes with the following:

3 Camp Half Blood T-Shirts

1 Cap of invisibility

1 Journal

1 SPF 1000 sunscreen

2 pairs of Jeans

1 bar of lemon soap

2 suits of Greek Battle armor

Settings

Your ANNABETH CHASE unit comes with several modes:

Angry

Careful. Your ANNABETH CHASE unit is most prone to the "angry" setting. You will especially activate it if your PERCY JACKSON unit is near it and set to his "stupid," or "clueless" setting. Your CLARISSE LARUE unit will also most likely make your ANNABETH CHASE unit angry. The POSEIDON unit, the RACHEL DARE unit, the CALYPSO unit, and ETHAN NAKAMURA unit will also make your ANNABETH CHASE unit angry.

Upset

Be sure that you keep your ANNABETH CHASE unit away from the PERCY JACKSON unit if he has been visiting the CALYPSO or the RACHEL DARE unit recently, unless you want to activate the "upset," setting in your ANNABETH CHASE unit. Also, the ANNABETH CHASE unit is very unsure of her emotion towards the LUKE CASTELLAN unit, so it's best to just keep your ANNABETH CHASE unit away from the LUKE CASTELLAN unit.

Annoying

Be sure you do not mention any works of architecture around your ANNABETH CHASE unit, and do not take her to any national monuments, or she will start spurting random facts and talk about facades in her "annoying" setting. That is, unless you like random facts.

Strategist

Your ANNABETH CHASE unit is an excellent strategist. She will use this setting if you ask her to. If you need to plan a battle or quest, or can't figure out your math homework, the ANNABETH CHASE unit will be glad to help you. Careful, she'll switch from the "Strategist" setting to the "angry" setting if you ask her to actually do your homework for you.

Restless

All of our the units in our Demigod set, which is in our larger set, the PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS set, come with this setting, due to having serious ADD. Your ANNABETH CHASE unit is not nearly as bad as most units, however.

Uses

Your ANNABETH CHASE unit can be very helpful if you do not activate her "angry" setting.

Here are some of her most popular functions:

Homework Helper

As stated before, just be sure not to ask your unit to actually do your homework.

Battle Strategist

Haven't won "Capture the Flag," in a while? Your ANNABETH CHASE unit will lead you to victory! Unless you're really bad.

Leader

Can't get your troops to get off their butts? Activate your ANNABETH CHASE unit's angry setting then lock her in a room with them. The work you need to get done will get done.

Inspector

The ANNABETH CHASE unit is a very fair cabin inspector, but prefers to have the PERCY JACKSON unit near her while completing this task.

Interactions

It is important to understand your units reactions to other units so that you do not wind up losing your ANNABETH CHASE unit or any other unit to to decapitation.

PERCY JACKSON unit

Due to the flimsy emotional nature of the ANNABETH CHASE unit, you can't be sure how the ANNABETH CHASE unit will react to the PERCY JACKSON unit. However, if the PERCY JACKSON unit is set to "stupid," or "clueless," keep your ANNABETH CHASE unit away from the PERCY JACKSON unit. However, the ANNABETH CHASE UNIT usually enjoys the PERCY JACKSON unit and will usually be friendly towards it. She may even give it a smooch. Careful, too much of this action may damage your PERCY JACKSON unit due to overheating.

RACHEL DARE unit

The ANNABETH CHASE unit will hate your RACHEL DARE unit unless your ANNABETH CHASE unit has entered a romantic relationship with your PERCY JACKSON unit. If she has, they will be friends. Otherwise, avoid the RACHEL DARE unit at all costs.

THALIA GRACE unit

The ANNABETH CHASE unit really likes the THALIA GRACE unit. Be sure to expose your unit to the THALIA GRACE unit often.

NICO DiANGELO unit

The ANNABETH CHASE unit doesn't really like or hate the NICO DiANGELO unit. Exposing your unit to the NICO DiANGELO unit is harmless.

CLARISSE LARUE

Unless they are planning a quest together, try to avoid interactions between your unit and the CLARISSE LARUE unit. This will activate its "angry" setting.

CHIRON unit

The CHIRON unit is like a father to the ANNABETH CHASE unit, so be sure to keep your unit near one of these.

DIONYSUS unit

While it is not beneficial for the ANNABETH CHASE unit to be near the DIONYSUS unit, it is beneficial for the rest of your units in the Demigod set for the ANNABETH CHASE unit to be around the DIONYSUS unit, because she can persuade him occasionally not to do something stupid, though not often.

ATHENA unit

The ATHENA unit is the mother of the ANNABETH CHASE unit, but if you don't want the ATHENA unit to be damaged by the ZEUS unit, make sure not to expose her to the ANNABETH CHASE unit too often and let her interfere in her child's life.

Also: You may be lax with this. The ATHENA unit is the ZEUS unit's favorite unit in the GODS set, so he will be lenient on her if she interacts with the ANNABETH CHASE unit too much.

Cleaning:

The ANNABETH CHASE unit is capable of cleaning itself. However, you may need to remind it if it is worried or busy to wash up.

FAQs

Q: My ANNABETH CHASE unit is annoying me and harassing my PERCY JACKSON unit. What should I do?

A: You must not be a Percabeth fan. It is recommended you give the two units time apart or return the ANNABETH CHASE unit and order a CALYPSO unit. If you were annoyed by the ANNABETH CHASE unit, we really don't recommend ordering a RACHEL DARE unit. The CALYPSO unit is calmer.

Q: I sent my ANNABETH CHASE unit on a quest and she didn't come back. What happened?

A: You moron. Did you not send the PERCY JACKSON unit with her? She probably saw the Sirens and was eaten. Order a replacement immediately or the PERCY JACKSON unit may destroy itself.

Q: I received a strange unit that only came with battle armor, has grey eyes, and brown hair. Is this my ANNABETH CHASE unit? My friends' look different.

A: Whoops. You have received the ATHENA unit. You can keep her or exchange her.

Q: My PERCY JACKSON unit won't do what he's told anymore. Does this have anything to do with my ANNABETH CHASE unit?

A: He may have either:

experienced overheating due to the ANNABETH CHASE romantic advances

Been angered by the DIONYSUS unit

If it's option one, remove the two units from each other for a few days.

Q: My ANNABETH CHASE unit is angry because it keeps reading really dumb OOC fics about herself on .

A:...That can't be helped. Disconnect your internet and order a "Daedalus' laptop" accessory to give her something better to do with her time.

Troubleshooting:

If your ANNABETH CHASE UNIT makes your PERCY JACKSON unit dysfunctional, reset her and she will dislike him again. This may make the problem worse, however, so we recommend resetting your PERCY JACKSON unit as well. However, he will become entirely stupid again and you will have to re-educate him on Demigod terminology. In that case, your ANNABETH CHASE unit will be happy to help, or your GROVER UNDERWOOD unit.

Warranty:

If properly cared for, your ANNABETH CHASE unit should live a fairly long and prosperous life, up to age 30. Most of our Demigod units do not last longer than age 22. If you keep the PERCY JACKSON unit and he ends the war of the Titans, your life expectancy may be boosted to 40. If you really can't stand your ANNABETH CHASE unit, dump a box of Tarantulas on her bed, and in the morning, she'll be gone.

Enjoy!

No refunds unless damaged on arrival.

(A/N haha. Review?)