Author's Note: This is the third episode of Epic Rap Battles Of History, KJMusical edition. This one is Ghost from Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 Vs. Evil Flippy (or Fliqpy) from Happy Tree Friends.

If you're a Twilight fan-girl, please don't read this story. One of Flippy's lines is quite misogynistic and harsh against them. If you do read it and get offended, I apologize.

I would also not recommend this to any die-hard FlippyXFlaky fans because of one of Ghost's lines.

I don't own the Epic Rap Battles of History series. They belong to Nicepeter.

(Announcer)

Epic Rap Battles of History!

Simon 'Ghost' Riley …

Vs.

Evil Flippy!

BEGIN!

(Ghost)

Evacuate the perimeter, this area is officially a lyric warzone/

Your style's so old, they all belong in a retirement home!

You spent your life murdering, you prove a worthy foe/

Yet you're still fighting a battle that ended 36 years ago!

You're not a Vietnam vet, you're just a mass murderer/

You fell in love with a porcupine? Jesus! You'll be slaughtered if you do her!

You may as well surrender Flippy, you're being booed off stage/

Because my harsh words are more like bullets to your ribcage!

(Evil Flippy)

I don't rap, I just slaughter beats with bad verses/

By the end of it all, record producers leave the building in hearses.

You may use firearms, but my blades are like pearls/

It'll use it on you like I use it on Twilight fan-girls!

Just kill yourself Ghost, 'cause your playing with danger/

Modern Warfare? Ha! More like Modern Failure!

I've got so much fans, one look and they've killed a hater/

At least I didn't get shot and burned alive, by a traitor!

(Ghost)

Now I see why you kill, you've got Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder/

But what you do to your victims is just going over the border!

Vietnam managed to get inside you and plant its demon seeds/

There really is no need for you to run around, doing evil deeds!

You're perfectly normal when you're not in a war/

But when you lose your mind, you got a face only your mother can adore!

You should take some aspirin, you're gonna catch my lyrical flu/

By the way, Flaky said that I was much better in bed then you!

(Evil Flippy)

Don't make me drag my bowie knife across your throat!/

My verse will become a flood. You'll sink and I'll float.

Don't need to teach me how to rap, I'll just kill my vocal coach!

You're all insects, I'll crush you and your best friend Roach!

I rap without any Auto-Tune, because I'm not Kanye West!/

Another thing, I'll only insult media just to make you upset.

I may not be street-wise but I defiantly know how to be using slang/

Mainy 'cause I want all my lyrics to end with a bang!

Who won?

Who's next?

You decide!