Author's Note: This is the third episode of Epic Rap Battles Of History, KJMusical edition. This one is Ghost from Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 Vs. Evil Flippy (or Fliqpy) from Happy Tree Friends.
If you're a Twilight fan-girl, please don't read this story. One of Flippy's lines is quite misogynistic and harsh against them. If you do read it and get offended, I apologize.
I would also not recommend this to any die-hard FlippyXFlaky fans because of one of Ghost's lines.
I don't own the Epic Rap Battles of History series. They belong to Nicepeter.
(Announcer)
Epic Rap Battles of History!
Simon 'Ghost' Riley …
Vs.
Evil Flippy!
BEGIN!
(Ghost)
Evacuate the perimeter, this area is officially a lyric warzone/
Your style's so old, they all belong in a retirement home!
You spent your life murdering, you prove a worthy foe/
Yet you're still fighting a battle that ended 36 years ago!
You're not a Vietnam vet, you're just a mass murderer/
You fell in love with a porcupine? Jesus! You'll be slaughtered if you do her!
You may as well surrender Flippy, you're being booed off stage/
Because my harsh words are more like bullets to your ribcage!
(Evil Flippy)
I don't rap, I just slaughter beats with bad verses/
By the end of it all, record producers leave the building in hearses.
You may use firearms, but my blades are like pearls/
It'll use it on you like I use it on Twilight fan-girls!
Just kill yourself Ghost, 'cause your playing with danger/
Modern Warfare? Ha! More like Modern Failure!
I've got so much fans, one look and they've killed a hater/
At least I didn't get shot and burned alive, by a traitor!
(Ghost)
Now I see why you kill, you've got Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder/
But what you do to your victims is just going over the border!
Vietnam managed to get inside you and plant its demon seeds/
There really is no need for you to run around, doing evil deeds!
You're perfectly normal when you're not in a war/
But when you lose your mind, you got a face only your mother can adore!
You should take some aspirin, you're gonna catch my lyrical flu/
By the way, Flaky said that I was much better in bed then you!
(Evil Flippy)
Don't make me drag my bowie knife across your throat!/
My verse will become a flood. You'll sink and I'll float.
Don't need to teach me how to rap, I'll just kill my vocal coach!
You're all insects, I'll crush you and your best friend Roach!
I rap without any Auto-Tune, because I'm not Kanye West!/
Another thing, I'll only insult media just to make you upset.
I may not be street-wise but I defiantly know how to be using slang/
Mainy 'cause I want all my lyrics to end with a bang!
Who won?
Who's next?
You decide!
