Harry walked down Diagon Alley when he saw Dean Thomas on one knee in front of Ginny.
"Ginny, I think I love you," he started dramatically.
"I love you more than Chocolate Frogs and Betty Boop's Every Flavored Beans combined," he continued.
"Wow, I really want to marry you now," Ginny said sarcastically.
"I had a feeling you might," Dean said, nodding his head.
"I wasn't being serious," Ginny sighed. She was really starting to wonder why she ever liked Dean in the first place.
"What? You're not feeling it? OK, let me start over then." He cleared his throat and tried to figure out what to say. He had read Twilight, and while everyone knew that there were no such thing as car lifting, animal-blood drinking, sparkling vampires, he thought that it had some very touching parts and he decided to use one of them.
"Ginerva Weasley, I promise to love you every day of forever. Will you marry me?" he begged her.
Ginny slapped him in the face.
"What was that for?" Dean cried.
"For getting your proposal from a book! Especially one as stupid as Twilight."
Dean sighed. She was right. He cursed silently.
"I knew I should have gone with The Vampire Diaries," he mumbled to himself.
Harry stood there watching the whole scene go down. He always knew Dean was stupid.. He thought maybe he should go stop Dean by telling Ginny how much he loved her and all that junk, but he decided not to. There was no need since he knew Ginny would never settle for Dean Thomas when she could have Harry-Freaking-Potter. And besides, Dean had already used the proposal that Harry had been planning.
Just then, Dean flicked his wand with a core of Edward Cullen's pubic hair, and made a guitar appear in his hands.
"I wrote this for you. I hope you like it, Ginny," said dean. The he started to sing.
"You're tall and fun and skinny,
And really, really, pretty. Ginny." He sang.
That's when Harry rushed in.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa. You can steal my proposal, but you can't steal my song!" Harry exclaimed.
He then pushed Dean to the ground, took his guitar, and finished the song in a voice much better than Dean's.
"I'm the Mickey to you Minnie.
You're the Tigger to my Winnie, Ginny.
You're cuter than a Guinea-pig.
I wanna take you up to Winnipeg. That's in Canada!
Ya know. Ginny, Ginny, Ginny," he sang.
"So, what do you think?" He asked her. "Like, how does it make you feel, emotionally?"
Ginny stared at him for a minute.
"That was the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life," she said.
She turned and walked away, mumbling something about how big of an idiot he was.
"Yeah, she totally digs me." He smiled.
A/N; I don't own any Harry Potter characters or any of Darren Criss's lyrics. :)