The door slamed behind Deidara, "ARGH!!" he shouted "I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH THAT IDIOT IT'S JUST THE SAME OLD EXCUSE!! 'I wouldn't ever do that Tobi's a good boy!' BLAH BLAH BLAH ARGG!!" The blond began stomping down the corridoor but was soon stopped by his teacher,

Sasori or Danna-sensei as he was addessed by his students, "Hey, hey Deidara slow down, whats the rush?"

"Nothing Danna, it's just the masked idiot again," said the blond calming himself down "Seriously I can't believe how many years hes been at this school for and Hoshi-san hasn't realized it's all just one big act... Hoshi-san should no him well enough besides the Orange face has been saying the same thing over and over again for the last 14 years and yet still geting away with it, hmmppph" the blond folded his arms and stared at the floor, from one glance at him you could clearly tell he was stressed.

"Okay," the redhead put his hand under Deidara's chin and raised his head, then so looked streight into his eyes "Why don't you come into my classroom for a glass of juice or something eh?"

"Okay thanks Danna" Deidara smiled and small tears came to his eyes, he closed them, tilted his head and shrugged.

"Right this way Dann- I mean Deidara" the teacher began to blush to the color of his hair while he was leading Deidara into the classroom.

The fourteen yearold blond put his pale white hands onto the furthest front desk, lifted his butocks up then placed it onto the desk and began thinking to himself, that bastard he seriously needs to mature damnit. "Uhh Danna?" the blond shouted to the teacher looking in the classroom stockroom, "what juice is there?"

"Ornage, tropical and apple, what would you like?"

"Orange please!"

"Okay!" the teacher grabbed a large bottle of juice and twisted the lid, a ligt fizz came from the juice, "You don't mind it slightly fizzy do you?"

"Nahh," shouted Deidara, "nicer like that!"

"Good, same here!" said the teacher while pooring the juice a few seconds later he passed it to Deidara who had just stood up to check th bottle.

"Sorry, Danna, wait a sec lemme just check..."Sasori stood next to the table and took a tiny sip from Deidara's juice and while Deidara turned round the teacher quickly put down the juice spilling a little bit "don't worry it's okay, it dosn't expire 'till next year" Deidara said smiling.

"That's good!" wait a sec, that isn't right, I can't taste so whats the point in drinking that juice? Sasori thought to himself.

"Oohh what's that!?" Deidara's attention had been caught by a shining ring in the stockroom it had to at least of been 18 carat gold. The blond walked into the stockroom to pick it up but before he could get out Sasori walked into the room and shut the door then he got the key out from his pocket and locked it.

"D-danna I can't see a thing, what's happening...?"

"Wait and see..." Sasori said seductivly as he started undoing his buttons onb his shirt and took it off. He started to undo Deidara's buttons and put his hand down the pale turquoise shorts Deidara was wearing. The two reached out to eachothers lips and started to kiss eachother.

Whats happening? Deidara thought to himself. I'm enjoying it...wait this will be my first time... with a teacher too! W-what if anyone finds out? If anyone does it'll be the masked idiot won't it? I-i know it will be! Deidara was so lost in thought he didn't notice the large tent in his shorts and that small drop of blood coming from his nose.

"Huh? Looks like one little blondie got his wish anyways, eh?" said the readhead pulling away for a second.

"Uh..." Deidara started to blush then found himself unzipping his teachers trousers, and taking off his shirt.

"Hey, you're a natural Deidara"

Deidara didn't reply but he felt his girlish panties falling down his pale leg.

"Owch! Deidara y'don't have to bite me!"

Deidara foregot to mention the mouths on his hands and chest and began to blush more "S-sorry Danna, I-i foregot to mention about those mouths on my hands and chest..."

God just from hearing the name this guy's sexy, He's the best yet, saying that there's not many people you can get to get to have sex with a puppet. With tose thoughts from Sasori's head he began to take his boxers off untill he was compleatly naked.

Enter me child before I screw you senseless!" The puppet teacher said seductivly.

Deidara wasn't sure what exactly to do with himself but if he wasn't still hard he would of just been clueless.

"Fine have it you're way" The puppet's wooden self began to enter the blond who seemed to be enjoying it.

The blond let out a deep and loud moan of delight "Ahh, more!" he screamed with enjoyment "faster, more, yeah, un Danna!"

"Before we carry on Deidara, call me Sasokun, 'kay"

Deidara nodded.

"Now where were we?" Sasori started to enter the blond more and more, them both moaning, getting louder and louder, every second seemed to be more plesent. Whats wrong with me? If my mom was still alive and she found out I did this, she'd probably be so ashamed, but i probably wouldn't of told her... and what if she's looking right down at me now, and this day will haunt me for the rest of my life.

-:-Knock Knock-:-

"Deidara, are you in there? Come out please I've been outside here for like 10 minutes I knocked 5 times already and whats with all that moanin'? Eh? Not that I'm trying to interfear, Tobi's a good boy!"

"S-sasokun, whats just happened?"

By AmbiiDeiDei 3