"Tailor Shop On Enbizaka"

Disclaimer: I do not own MLP:FIM, Super Sentai, or the vocaloid song "Tailor Shop On Enbizaka" by Megurine Luka.

Summary: A short grimdark fanfic based on my version of "Tailor Shop On Enbizaka".

Cast of this fanfic:

Elusive(Rule 63 version of Rarity) as Tailor shop owner.

Wals Gil(Gokaiger) as the prince in the royal suit laced with blue feathers.

Ura(Gaoranger) as the oni with the crowned horn.

Shitari(Shinkenger) as the yokai with the beaded bracelets.

Fluttershy(MLP:FIM) as the woman.

Warning: Contains a creepy tale of envy.

In the corner of Enbizaka

Is a unicorn stallion who owns a Tailoring shop

With a genuine generosity and a fine skill

He was the talk of the neighborhood.

What was always on his mind was

His lovely pegasus mare's unfaithful attitude

"Even though she has someone like me,

She never comes home."

But I have to concentrate on my work

I carry the scissors in one hoof.

The sewing scissors my father used to use

The more you sharpen it, the better it cuts.

The neighborhood's the same as always

Such a calm and peaceful life

I saw her today at the mainstreet

Who is that man next to you?

With blue-feathered royal robes suiting him well

You seem friendly with that handsome prince

I couldn't stand the sight

So I turned and left that place.

I have to concentrate on my work

I carry the scissors in one hoof.

I wet my cheeks with tears,

And tailor the suit in front of me.

The neighborhood seems to be uneasy today

Looks like there was a crime

I saw her today in front of the meadows

Who was that man next to her?

She looked depressed today and next to her

That green and gold oni comforting her

That crown looks good upon his horn

Ah, so that's the type of guy you like.

But I have to concentrate on my work

I carry the scissors with one hoof.

With red swollen eyes

I start polishing the crown.

The neighborhood is growing restless

Looks like there was another crime

I saw her today in front of the Herbal shop

Who was that man next to her?

The strange-looking yokai seemed too old

He wore beaded bracelets that only the monks wore

What are you doing socializing with that old timer?

You really are shameless.

But I have to concentrate on my work

I carry the scissors in one hoof.

Huh? Were my scissors always this color?

I work hard today.

I've finally finished my latest masterpiece

If you're not going to come to me,

Then I'll come meet you.

Suit trimmed with blue feathers

Golden crown with a green jewel

Red beaded bracelets for spiritual purposes

Combined to make the perfect outfit for me.

I've become the type of

Guy you like

How is it? Aren't I handsome?

Today, the neighborhood is chaotic

Now a woman's been killed

A young mare along with her husband, close friend, and grandfather

Has been killed by some maniac.

Besides that, she was acting so awful

"Hello, it's a pleasure to meet you", she said

It was like she was talking to a stranger

The nerve of that woman!

But I have to concentrate on my work

I carry my scissors in one hoof.

The scissors now painted in red, green, and blue

The more you sharpen it, the better it cuts.

The End.

No characters were harmed during the making of this fanfic. :I

Anyways, I just want to let you guys know that I'm working a Kyoryuger fanfic, some rule 63 fanfics, two recent requests for Pokemon fanfics (one from Mr. Furry and one from heracross lover), and much more.

Which will be the best way to show off more of my "unique" creative writing.

Thanks for reading! ;)

"Meow!" X3