A haunted house, huh? What a load of bullshit…

Jill looked the house, up and down, then shook her head. "Tch, what a mess. No wonder everyone thinks it's haunted."

"I'm so glad you came Jill, I was beginning to worry that no one would buy this place!" Takakura wiped the sweat from his brow. "Still, aren't you worried about the gho-"

"Puh-lease, Takakura, you know that ghosts do not exist!" Jill replied, with a scowl firmly set in place. "The roof just needs to be fixed, and maybe the windows too…" She looked to the side as she muttered the last part.

"Are you sure? I mean, it is a pretty big job for a young woman such as yourself."

"Takakura," she turned towards him, a dangerous look crossing her features, " you do want me to buy this place, right?"

Takakura pondered this for a moment, then nodded. "I still worry, though…"

"Oh Tak, you know you don't need to worry anymore," Jill said shaking her, "I'm a big girl now, and I can take care of myself."

"Who said I was worried about you? I'm scared for the ghost!" He said, trying to lighten the mood. Crickets began to play a small violin for the comically challenged man, which was sad, considering it was still daytime.

"Tak, you may be a friend of the family, but there's only so far you can take a joke." she sighed. He had been using that one for years. "Suppose I better introduce myself to everyone." and find out which idiots to avoid, she thought to herself as she thrust her hands in her pockets.

Many thoughts ran through her head as the sun set on her walk home. Forget Me Not Valley, she decided, was a very nice place to live. It had nice scenery, charming people, and only three idiots, who went by the names of Murrey the Lazy Ass, Deryl the Cow Stalker, and Rock the Future Hobo. As soon as she remembered them, her head sunk. Murrey was a happy, albeit, hungry idiot, so he wasn't too bad. Deryl had a job, and could take the hint when she thought her cow needed a break, but Rock was another story entirely. He had one thing, on his mind and one thing only: "When are we gonna have some fun?" She shivered in disgust at that last thought.

She sighed as she walked into her house. Tak had taken the time to fix the windows, she noted as she began to strip. She undid her ponytail as she headed towards the shower. "Thank god the plumbing works," she muttered to herself as she turned the faucet for the bath. She sat there soaking for a bit, remembering why she came to the valley. This is a new start, she thought to her self. She closed her eyes while facing the ceiling, I wont let anyone hurt me ever again. Her eyes flashed open as she heard someone come in the house.

Skye looked questioningly at his surroundings; shirt, bra, pants, bra, shoes, BRA!

Shit! Another meddler, and a women none the less! An annoyed look crossed his face, he didn't like scaring women, but it needs to be done, all my stuff is buried on this property. Strange, I didn't see any homeownership papers on Takakura's desk, and where is the woman? He went rigid as something dawned on him. He looked once again at the bra and the panties, hmm, polka dots- NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO BE THINKING ABOUT THAT! He rushed himself to the shadows.

Plan: Let her get dressed, then scare her off my property. After all, he was still a gentleman…

Shit! All I have is a towel! Jill began to feel agitated, bath time is supposed to be relaxing! She began to look around for any weapons to use as she exited the tub. That's when the noises started. Something was clawing to get in. She grabbed the handle that held the towels and ripped it off the wall. It was loose anyway, she tried to console herself, okay, HERE GOES EVERYTHING!

"RAAUUUGHH!" she leapt out of the bathroom, waving her "sword" in every which way direction. She stopped, cautiously opening each eyelid, "No ones…. Here?"

She looked around, her grip on the towel and the bar tightened. She then felt something tickling her neck.

"You must leave this pla-"

WHAM!

Skye doubled over in pain, clutching his ribs. DAMN! She's fast! He barely had enough time to dodge the second blow.

"Y-your gonna have to do better than that Casper!" she yelled, as she came in for the final blow.

Damn it, there's no time to dodge, no choice but to use THAT! His eyes flashed as she suddenly froze in place.

"Wh-wh-what? I can't move!" she looked mad before, but now she looked downright murderous. "What did you do to me you sicko?"

"Don't wor-" Skye began, but a sharp pain in his ribs cut him off. She broke them! That bitch broke my ribs! "Aagh!"

"H-hey, are you alright?"

He lifted his eyes in contempt, with a do I look okay, spread across his features.

"You- came onto- my property," he said between gasps.

Shit, he looks mad.

"You- broke- my- ribs!" he started lumbering towards her. For the first time in forever, she feared for her life. He held her jaw in such a way, that she no choice but to look him in the eye.

"You!" he yelled, but something changed as he looked at her frightened face. His anger left him, to be replaced with pity. He loosened his grip and let his hand slide to his side.

"You need to take responsibility."

She frowned, "What are you going to do to me?" her voice was stern and unwavering, as if she already knew what was going to happen. He began walking towards her bed.

"Me? My dear, I am disabled, what can I possibly do to you?" He carefully set himself down on the bed with a grunt of pain. "No, you're the one that's going to nurse me back to health."

"Why should I help you?" she yelled in defiance, "You're the one who snuck in here! While I was bathing too! Sorry to say this, but you had it coming, pervert!"

"This happens to be where I live, now imagine my surprise when a scantily dressed woman breaks my ribs and wrecks my bathroom!"

She blinked, taken aback by this statement, "well the handle was loose anyway…"

She muttered as she looked down and to the side.

hmm first time writing... Tell me, is the length ok? And how 'bout the grammer, more importantly, did you enjoy it?

~stay tuned :3