"Twilight? Are you okay?!" Dipper asked panically when his wife did not wake up as early as she normally does. Twilight groaned.

"What time is it?" She asked half-asleep. Dipper sighed in relief.

"It's eleven - o - clock." Dipper explained looking at the alarm clock on the night stand. Twilight groaned again and turned over.

"Five more-" She stopped when she threw up on the floor.

"Twilight!" Dipper said and dropped down on the floor beside her. "You need to go to the hospital. I think your sick!" Twilight rolled her eyes.

"I'm fine, I think I just ate something bad for dinner last night." She said grabbing a towel to clean up her mess. Dipper sighed.

"Alright, if you say so."

"Hey, I'm starving, want to go to the café for breakfast?"

"Uh, sure?"

"Great! Let me brush my hair and we can go." Dipper had just realized that her hair looked like a bird could lay an egg inside.

"Okay." He said cheerfully.

They trotted side-bye-side happily to the café. Once Twilight opened the door, she noticed all of her friends were there too.

"Surprise!" Pinkie said appearing right in front of them.

"Pinkie, what is all this!?" Twilight demanded.

"It's your guys' 2 month anniversary! Duh!"

"Gee, that's awfully nice of you Pinkie, but how did you know we would be here?" Dipper asked.

"Just a hunch." Twilight rolled her eyes.

"Is that a Pinkie sense?" Dipper asked with confusion.

"Come on Dippy! You've been here for five years!"

"Don't call me Dippy." Dipper said sternly.

"Okey Dokie Lockie Dippy!" Pinkie said again. Dipper groaned.

"Can you stop deciding on nicknames already? I'm starving!" Twilight groaned walking to order their food.

"I-I've never been here." Dipper said sheepishly. "Uh, what do they have here?"

"Well, they have a hayburger."

"I still am not used to the 'pony' food yet..."

"Well, I'll summon a cheeseburger for you then." Twilight said getting annoyed.

"Oh, th-thanks." Dipper said and walked to the table with balloons on it now.

"Okay, let's see what do I want?" Twilight asked looking at the chart. "Can I have everything on the right side?"

"Everything?" The pony asked at the cashier.

"Yes please."

"Alright, that'll be... 57 bits."

"57!?" Twilight asked in shock. "How is it 57!?"

"Well, you did order the whole right side of the choices." Dipper walked next to her.

"You can't order that much food! 57 is at least a fifth of our 2 - year savings! Well, technically my two year savings."

"But I'm starving!" Twilight complained. Dipper rolled his eyes.

"Are you really going to eat it all?"

"Yeah. For some reason I have a very strange craving for a lot of food."

"Fine. But you have to eat every single bite." Twilight nodded and reached into her bag. She grabbed her bag of bits and counted 57.

"With tax." The cashier pony said.

"B-But I own tax!" Twilight explained.

"No, Princess Celestia and Princess Luna own tax. Why do you think you don't get mail with bits in it?" Pinkie walked up.

"I believe I can be of assistance." The pony rolled his eyes.

"Listen kid, I have a job to do. There's other pony's who need to eat too."

"Nopony else is here though." Pinkie said showing him the room.

"Fine, but this better be quick."

"Oh, it will be." Pinkie promised. She then cleared her throat. "57 bits with tax is outrageous! I demand that she pays 23 bits with tax!"

"She will pay the full amount she is supposed to and like it!"

"23!"

"57!"

"23!"

"57!"

"57!"

"23!"

"57!"

"23!"

"You will get 57 and no less!"

"She will pay 23 and no more!"

"Alright, have it your way, 23 it is."

"Wait- what?" Dipper laughed as Twilight gave the confused pony 23 bits without tax.

Oh that clever Pinkie Pie!

Discord! Away!

Well, I can't help it if Fluttershy is now at the café because of you and Screwy is with her friends! I have nothing better to do!

Fine, but be quiet! You ruined Twilight and Dipper's wedding last fanfic!

Oh please, if anything I made it better!

Okay, whatever. Can I get back to the story?

Of course you can!

Gee, thanks. :|

"Wow! That was awesome Pinkie!" Twilight exclaimed as Twilight grabbed her food.

"Hey, Twilight. I think I know why your craving food so badly."

"Because I'm hungry?"

"No- your pregnant!"

Wow, way to throw that out there Fluttershy.

Discord! You said you were going to be quiet!

Well, no I said you may continue.

Okay then, do you promise to be quiet so I don't have to kick you out?

Fine. But still, why did you make Fluttershy spoil it?

I was running out of ways to stall, okay!?

Aah, well, you may continue. And I promise to be quiet. Even though I am the only humor in these books.

Wow, thanks for calling my writing not funny. :|

"Pregnant!?" Twilight and Dipper both shrieked at the same time.

"Yes, when I was pregnant, I craved many food, and since it was Discords baby, I craved strange food."

"I-I don't believe it." Twilight said looking at her stomach. "Does it hurt!?"

"Yes." All five said at the same time.

"Great, just great." Twilight groaned.

"Uh, surprise again?" Pinkie said awkwardly.

Lol! That's right! I'm back! Summer time!

I'm back too!

No your not!

Then why am I talking?

... Oh well, thanks for all the support on my fanfics! I love you all so much! I can't wait for this book! :D

Me too!

SHUT UP!