Once upon a time in the world of Super Smash Brothers, there was an unoriginal story.
The boring overdone fanfiction was so bland and tasteless that everyone died!
THE END
...okay, now onto the real story!
"Damn it..." R.O.B. muttered angrily, the gray colored robot looking through several drawers in one of the control rooms, shaking his head. "Where the hell could it be? Fucking Christ almighty."
"Where could what be?" Asked the voice of Female Robin, who entered The Room as she approached the Robotic Operation Buddy, wondering what he was up to this time, surprised to hear him curse.
"Oh, I'm looking for this special dimension thing. Nothing special." R.O.B. spoke while moving his metal arms, facing Fem Robin as a buffed up, excited Roy ran into the room, panting as he had his hands on his knees.
"Guys! You'll never believe it!" Roy exclaimed as he did a certain pose that Naruto usually does. "Batman just got in the Delorean and ran over Gandalf after driving through a portal!"
R.O.B. and Fem Robin exchanged glances with each other as they turned back to Roy, who frowned as he looked like an idiot.
"What? You're telling me that's not awesome?" Roy remarked as he frowned.
"That sounds like something out of a fanfic." Male Robin responded as he appeared next to Roy, flipping through his book as he looked around. "Now... what seems to be the problem?"
"...I can't find the instruction manual for how to secure the mansion." R.O.B. stated as he shook his metal head. "It's extremely vital to the state of the Smash Mansion, and without it, I don't know how to keep the security tight."
It was then that a huge fiery explosion occurred, with the flatulent Peach being pelted by various explosive items as Roy Koopa chased after her in his pink colored clown car, with Bowser Junior strolling by on foot as he munched on some cranberries, exchanging glances with the trio of Fire Emblem characters and R.O.B. as he shrugged, continuing on his way. After all, Princess Peach farting was just a common occurrence, like all the other girls being gassy.
"...well, anyway, this sounds serious!" Roy exclaimed as he pumped his right fist into the air. "We have to help R.O.B., guys!"
Both of the Robins sighed as they knew that this would end rather painfully. Though it would be enjoyable... for you.