1. My original Minecraft skin was Soma.

Soma looked around at his surroundings. He was in a dense forest that stretched as far as he could see. The sun was high in the blue sky, and he could hear grass crunching as something nearby, probably that cow that he had just heard mooing, walked around.

How in the hell had he ended up here?

The last thing he remembered was falling asleep in the cult's fortress, in one of the rooms with the Valkyrie statues, and he had woken up here. Wherever here was.

The land was strange – everything was squared off and blocky, even the trees and ground below him, hell even he was strangely blockish. But as he discovered when that mooing cow came into sight, even the animals were weirdly shaped.

Was this the cult's doing?

What the hell was he supposed to do now?

And why did he suddenly feel the need to punch trees?