Hello! I meant for this to be a oneshot, but I think I shall make it into a story! Just one that isn't updated as much.
Disclaimer: I do not own Harvest Moon. If I did, this would be a holiday in it!
Claire was a farmer, and she was very serious about it too. She had just arrived at Mineral Town four seasons ago and it was now Spring. Claire also considered the towns people very strange, this was why she rarely went into town anymore, unless it was an unavoidable. The day she had arrived in Mineral town was Spring 16, Also know as Crazy Day for all the locals. The locals had even marked it on their calenders, but sadly, Claire didn't own such a calender. So having no idea of the crazy holiday that graced Mineral Town's presence once every spring. As a young, and very traditional (as in she was a very simple, normal, and obedient girl) Claire walked into Mineral Town. She had just quit her well paying job as a head secretary for a large company out of pure impulse, and bought a farm in this town. Although having no idea of what the other residents were like she was excited to get to know everyone in the small town. The girl quietly stepped into the Inn, hoping to find the Mayor, whom would show her where exactly her farm was. But sadly what she came across was definitely not the Mayor. In the middle of the Inn were four people, a girl with long red, braided hair, a boy with brown hair held in a ponytail, a blond with a UMA cap atop his head, and a older man with ginger hair. At first glance they looked to be perfectly sane people. But once you saw the chickens siting atop their heads you would start to question that.
"EEEKKK!!!! IT'S A CUSTOMER!!!!" the red headed girl screamed, pointing her finger at Claire. "Quick, everyone! Prepare the battle equipment!" the girl screeched as she ran to the kitchen, to have only the chicken atop her head to fly away in a flurry of panic. "AAACKKK! MY HAT!!!" she yelled as the older man ran to the kitchen. The girl then made a wild dash for the "hat" that ran wildly around the room.
"What should we do, Gaglesnaf!" the blond haired boy shouted to the brunet.
"I don't know Selcrof! Run for Potato Pie!" the brunet shouted as he pointed to a nearby table. Then the two red heads started to throw potatoes and carrots whilst yelling "SUPER CANNON ATTACK!!!!!!" and sometimes "OH NOES!!!!!! THE CUSTOMERETH IS COUNTERETH ATACKINGETH WITH SUPER STRAWBERRYETH POWERETH-ETH!!!!!!" But the truth was that poor, poor Claire was just standing there, trying to figure out what the strange, strange people were doing. She began to guess that the reason they were throwing potatoes at her was because she had interrupted part of a weird ritual and that she should just leave. But not before one of the strange boys ran over to her and grabbed her arm.
"Waiteth! You mustent leaveth withouteth a hateth!" the brunet said as he proceeded to grab a nearby chicken and with the help of the blond, place it atop Claire's head. The result of this was that poor Claire fainted, just as one the boys was calling for the girl in a weird language.
"Gargleneff! Sheth haseth faintedeth! We musteth taketh her to the Land of Many Books!"
Sorry that it was so short, but please review!
This is what happens when I get bored. I get bored often, so hopefully I shall update often.