A/N The Queen of Fluff and I have been playing this Cosmopolitan fashion makeover thingy and we decided to dress Kel in a BIG GREEN SWEATER!!!! Muahahahahahaha! This is what we thought Neal's reaction would be to her BIG GREEN SWEATER!!!!
And please do NOT mind Kel's stupidity. I had to have so that this would be funny.
Disclaimer: No, I don't own anything.......
Kel had just come home from the department store. She opened her bag and pulled out..........her BIG GREEN SWEATER!!!!! She ripped her shirt and tunic off and replaced it with the BIG GREEN SWEATER!!!!! Just then there was a knock on her door.
"Who is it?" She yelled through the door.
"Neal! I would have thought you would recognize my voice by NOW." Neal retorted.
She sighed. "Come in!" walking to open the door, which was ironically already opening. Not seeing that the door was open, Kel ran straight into the door. "Owies!"
"Kel, you ran into the door again? Do I have to cover the door in rubber padding again?? I thought we had cured you of that habit?" Neal scolded, laughing. Kel always did stupid stuff like this when he was around. Though he pretended not to notice that it was only around him.
"Like my new sweater, Mr. Teacher?" Kel modeled for him, shaking her booty as she did so. (A/N Queen of Fluff wrote 'booty')
"Is it supposed to be that BIG?" he demanded.
"Well, I thought maybe...I like it big and stretchy. Besides, I found it in that part of the store that started with an M, I think it did," she replied.
Neal half choked. "You mean the Maternity section? You aren't...you know...hehehe..."
"What?" Kel blinks.
Neal gestures towards his stomache. "You know..."
"You mean...you're pregnant? I thought only women could get pregnant...oh well," Kel rambled, giggling.
He rubbed his temples, muttering "Not another migrain." To Kel he said, "No, duh! What about you?"
"Why would you think that?" Kel asked, stretching out the BIG GREEN SWEATER.
"Oh, I don't know....maybe the fact that you were shopping in the maternity section? But I don't know anymore..." Neal trailed off. "So, ummmmm, are you?"
"Neal, you know me better than anyone else in the world, DUH. If I was wouldn't you know?" Kel asked, cocking her head. "But, more importantly, how do I look in this outfit?"
"You look like you're pregnant in that BIG GREEN SWEATER," Neal stated, loudly.
Another knock sounded on the door. Kel opened it. It was Owen, Cleon and Joren. (I don't know why he was there, he just was.) Cleon gasped, Owen stare, and Joren break danced.
"Kel, when is the jolly baby due?" Owen asked jollily.
"Well, Owen...---" Kel began before being slapped by that annoyance, Cleon.
A/N Now, hopefully you have survived this far AND figured out that Kel is not pregnant or is she?? We will be back for another chappie of insanity, next time on..... KEL'S BIG GREEN SWEATER!!!!!
REVIEW!!!
Lady Queenscove (Liger is out getting a blueberry slushy)I must hurry before he gets home and discovers that I didn't write his name on this.
And please do NOT mind Kel's stupidity. I had to have so that this would be funny.
Disclaimer: No, I don't own anything.......
Kel had just come home from the department store. She opened her bag and pulled out..........her BIG GREEN SWEATER!!!!! She ripped her shirt and tunic off and replaced it with the BIG GREEN SWEATER!!!!! Just then there was a knock on her door.
"Who is it?" She yelled through the door.
"Neal! I would have thought you would recognize my voice by NOW." Neal retorted.
She sighed. "Come in!" walking to open the door, which was ironically already opening. Not seeing that the door was open, Kel ran straight into the door. "Owies!"
"Kel, you ran into the door again? Do I have to cover the door in rubber padding again?? I thought we had cured you of that habit?" Neal scolded, laughing. Kel always did stupid stuff like this when he was around. Though he pretended not to notice that it was only around him.
"Like my new sweater, Mr. Teacher?" Kel modeled for him, shaking her booty as she did so. (A/N Queen of Fluff wrote 'booty')
"Is it supposed to be that BIG?" he demanded.
"Well, I thought maybe...I like it big and stretchy. Besides, I found it in that part of the store that started with an M, I think it did," she replied.
Neal half choked. "You mean the Maternity section? You aren't...you know...hehehe..."
"What?" Kel blinks.
Neal gestures towards his stomache. "You know..."
"You mean...you're pregnant? I thought only women could get pregnant...oh well," Kel rambled, giggling.
He rubbed his temples, muttering "Not another migrain." To Kel he said, "No, duh! What about you?"
"Why would you think that?" Kel asked, stretching out the BIG GREEN SWEATER.
"Oh, I don't know....maybe the fact that you were shopping in the maternity section? But I don't know anymore..." Neal trailed off. "So, ummmmm, are you?"
"Neal, you know me better than anyone else in the world, DUH. If I was wouldn't you know?" Kel asked, cocking her head. "But, more importantly, how do I look in this outfit?"
"You look like you're pregnant in that BIG GREEN SWEATER," Neal stated, loudly.
Another knock sounded on the door. Kel opened it. It was Owen, Cleon and Joren. (I don't know why he was there, he just was.) Cleon gasped, Owen stare, and Joren break danced.
"Kel, when is the jolly baby due?" Owen asked jollily.
"Well, Owen...---" Kel began before being slapped by that annoyance, Cleon.
A/N Now, hopefully you have survived this far AND figured out that Kel is not pregnant or is she?? We will be back for another chappie of insanity, next time on..... KEL'S BIG GREEN SWEATER!!!!!
REVIEW!!!
Lady Queenscove (Liger is out getting a blueberry slushy)I must hurry before he gets home and discovers that I didn't write his name on this.