Title: www.wizardsonline.com

Author: McKaylah

Summary: What happens when Hermione introduces Harry, Ron, Fred, George, Ginny, Seamus, and Dean to a complicated Muggle contraption called...the Internet????? Two unexpected visitors pop in!!!!!!! PG for language.

A/N: This story is dedicated to all my friends. Three cheers for inside jokes!!! This is gonna be a one chapter story. I think. Not sure. I felt like being REALLY weird when I as writing this, so I incorporated some of me and my friends' inside jokes.

Chat Room SmarTGirl41518867558

SmarTGirl415 has entered chat room.

TBWFL723 has entered chat room.

TrelawneysAWhacko824 has entered chat room.

RedHeadHottie has entered chat room.

BeaterBuddy95 has entered chat room.

WhackEmUp95 has entered chat room.

WestHammy has entered chat room.

FightinIrishHunk has entered chat room.

WestHammy: hi, evry1

WestHammy: not that it's been more than five minutes since the last time we talked

SmarTGirl415: harry, change your screen name. i kno wat it means.

TBWFL723: fine, fine

TBWFL723 has left chat room.

RedHeadHottie: this is so cool!

FightinIrishHunk: like the sn?

WhackEmUp95: figures

QuidditchPlayr723 has entered chat room.

QuidditchPlayr723: better?

SmarTGirl415: much. ty

BeaterBuddy95: where's ron

TrelawneysAWhacko824: fhdusihguoerhvanisdfh

TrelawneysAWhacko824: sry, i'm here

SmarTGirl415: k, so who's who, just so i kno

RedHeadHottie: ginny

WestHammy: dean

QuidditchPlayr723: harry

BeaterBuddy95: fred

TrelawneysAWhacko824: ron

WhackEmUp95: george

FightinIrishHunk: seamus

FightinIrishHunk: tho u all probably knew that

RedHeadHottie: uh, ya, we knew

BeaterBuddy95: WHOA!

BeaterBuddy95: GEORGE, U'VE GOT TO COME HERE AND C THIS NOW!

WhackEmUp95: brb

SmarTGirl415: o no

WestHammy: wat

SmarTGirl415: i kno wat he found. seamus, u'd like it

FightinIrishHunk: brb

QuidditchPlayr723: wonderful

WhackEmUp95: hehehe bak

FightinIrishHunk: me 2

FightinIrishHunk: lovely pictures, george, i must say

FightinIrishHunk: email me the website

RedHeadHottie: guess wat

WhackEmUp95: wat

RedHeadHottie: tree branches r hard

FightinIrishHunk: sure, ok, watevr u say

RedHeadHottie: they r

TrelawneysAWhacko824: o we believe u

QuidditchPlayr723: r u sure u don't belong in st. mungo's instead of hogwarts

RedHeadHottie: not really

BeaterBuddy95: ok sliding away

SmarTGirl415: I feel like singing

BeaterBuddy95: really

SmarTGirl415: yes

WestHammy: oooooook

SmarTGirl415: skinny marinky dinky-dink, skinny marinky do, i luv u!!! i luv u in morning and in the afternoon, i luv you in the evening and.UNDERNEATH THE MOON!!!!!!!!

RedHeadHottie: mione r u ok?

SmarTGirl415: sry it's a muggle song. My aunt was singing it to my little baby cuz

TrelawneysAWhacko824: brb

SmarTGirl415: u guys me and ron r goin over 2 burger king across the street. nebody else wanna come?

QuidditchPlayr723: me

RedHeadHottie: me

FightinIrishHunk: me

BeaterBuddy95: OOOH, MEEEEEEE!

BeaterBuddy95: jk hehe

WhackEmUp95: me

WestHammy: me

SmarTGirl415: k lets go

SmarTGirl415 has left chat room.

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BeaterBuddy95 has left chat room.

FightinIrishHunk has left chat room.

WhackEmUp95 has left chat room.

RedHeadHottie has left chat room.

WestHammy has left chat room.

*Ten minutes later*

Chat Room SmarTGirl41518867558

QuidditchPlayr723 has entered chat room.

TrelawneysAWhacko824 has entered chat room.

RedHeadHottie has entered chat room.

WestHammy has entered chat room.

FightinIrishHunk has entered chat room.

SmarTGirl415 has entered chat room.

BeaterBuddy95 has entered chat room.

WhackEmUp95 has entered chat room.

TrelawneysAWhacko824: fred, george, harry, seamus, dean, wat does it say under "Server" on ur receipts?

FightinIrishHunk: a really weird name on mine and harry's

SmarTGirl415: wat was it

QuidditchPlayr723: "Ja, my name ees Veengah."

QuidditchPlayr723: wat did it sayon urs, and fred, george's, and dean's?

WestHammy: a name equally strange

BeaterBuddy95: it sez "Ja, my name ees Eshna Fall-a-lot."

WhackEmUp95: wat did it say on urs?

TrelawneysAWacko824: ours was "1p2"

SmarTGirl415: no ron

SmarTGirl415: that's server, as in COMPUTER server

RedHeadHottie: *snickers* nice 1 ronniekins

TrelawneysAWhacko824: shutup

WhackEmUp95: r u jealous???

FightinIrishHunk: george wat r u talkin about?

WhackEmUp95: oops. sry wrong person

SmarTGirl415: who else r u talkin 2

WhackEmUp95: ummmmmmm........

WestHammy: quik gimme their sn if ur askin them r u jealous!

WhackEmUp95: cant she got off

PUKeeperDude has entered chat room.

PUKeeperDude: hey

QuidditchPlayr723: who r u?

SmarTGirl415: u guys, its oliver wood

BeaterBuddy95: HEY! watz up?

FightinIrishHunk: how' pudlemere united

PUKeeperDude: pretty good

WhackEmUp95: i'm guessing from ur sn u're still playing keeper

PUKeeperDude: brilliant deduction, sherlock, one of ur best so far, really, i must say

WhackEmUp95: shutup

PUKeeperDude: :-) lol. so who's the DATDA teacher this year

QuidditchPlayr723: lupin again

TrelawneysAWhacko824: sirius blac, harry's godfather, is co-teaching

TrelawneysAWhacko824: needless to say, its like theyre bak inschool again and part of the Marauders again, minus 2 ppl

PUKeeperDude: o cool

PUKeeperDude: btw ron cheers on the sn. she was a right old fraud

TrelawneysAWhacko824: ty, ty

SexySlythy922 has entered chat room.

QuidditchPlayr723: who r u

SexySlythy922: name's malfoy

SexySlythy922: draco malfoy

BeaterBuddy95: aw damn

RedHeadHottie: wonderful. the one place no 1 expects him 2 b, hes there

QuidditchPlayr723: o hapy day

FightinIrishHunk: malfoy! good 2 talk 2 u...NOT!!!

SmarTGirl415: malfoy do u always introduce urself like that?

SexySlythy922: who r u ppl

TrelawneysAWhacko824: hahaha, nows my chance

TrelawneysAWhacko824: MALFOY, YOU FUCKING BASTARD, GO TO HELL!!!!!!!

WhackEmUp95: ahhh, ronniekins,not nice

QuidditchPlayr723: harry potter, SmarTGirl is hermione granger, TrelawneysAWhacko is ron weasley, FightinIrishHunk is seamus finnigan, WestHammy is dean thomas, BeaterBuddy is fred weasley, WhackEmUp is george weasley, RedHeadHottie is ginny weasley, and PUKeeperDude is oliver wood

PUKeeperDude: and me, im gonna stay out of this, ty

SexySlythy922: how the hell did i get in a chat room with nine gryffindors?!

WestHammy: i think a better ? is y r u still here?

QuidditchPlayr723: nope, i got the best ? of all

QuidditchPlayr723: *amused* y the hell is ur sn "SexySlythy"?????????

SexySlythy922: *grumbling* hang on

TrelawneysAWhacko824: nice 1, harry. gimme a hi five

QuidditchPlayr723: how the fuck do i do that? u're across the café

TrelawneysAWhacko824: ummmm... *thinking hard*

BeaterBuddy95: lol, dont hurt urself, ron

TrelawneysAWhacko824: shutup. like this *online high-five*

QuidditchPlayr723: o ok *online high-five*

SmarTGirl415: uhm, malfoy?

SexySlythy922: yeah?

SmarTGirl415: *snickers* gotcha "SEXYSLYTHY"

SexySlythy922: o, shit

SexySlythy922 has left the chat room.

WestHammy: encore mione encore

WhackEmUp95: FINALLY, we can open the beer and pop the poppers.

BeaterBuddy95: lets get the party started

FightinIrishHunk: i'll provide the entertainment

RedHeadHottie: o boy

PUKeeperDude: uh-oh

FightinIrishHunk: *stripper music playing* i'm takin off my shirt

BeaterBuddy95: no u're not. i can c u. hi!

FightinIrishHunk: my CYBER self. go w/ the flow, baby!

BeaterBuddy95: seamus, dont ever, EVER call me baby again. EVER

SmirkingSlytherin922 has entered chat room.

FightinIrishHunk: ok. now im takin off my pants. *stripper music plays in the background*

SmirkingSlytherin922: wat the fuck r u all doing???????

WhackEmUp95: (as he, ron, ginny, harry, hermione, fred, dean, and oliver hastily clean up party supplies and seamus gets dressed) *way too innocently* nothing

SmirkingSlytherin922: riiiiite

SmirkingSlytherin922: o btw potter is the sn better

QuidditchPlayr723: *sniggering* much...SexySlythy! hahaha

SmirkingSlytherin922: *sighs* u gryffindors r never gonna give up on that r u?

BeaterBuddy95: hehehe nope

SmarTGirl415: 'f' is 4 friends who do stuff 2gether, 'u' is for u and me, 'n' is for newhere and netime at all, down here in the deep blu sea

SmarTGirl415: 'f' is 4 fire that burns down the whole town, u's f 4 Uranium.bombs, 'n' is 4 no survivors when u wanna take over the world!!! hahaha

SmarTGirl415: 'f' is for frolic through all the flowers, 'u' is for ukulele, 'n' is for nose picking, sharing gum, and sand licking, here with my best buddy!

SmirkingSlytherin922 is she ok?

TrelawneysAWhacko824: we're still not sure

SmirkingSlytherin922: ok, now I kno wat goes on in the Gryffindor dorms, didn't wanna kno, but I do

WhackEmUp95: hey!

SmirkingSlytherin922: lol. :-) where r u guys? i kno the 4 weasleys dont own a computer.

SmarTGirl415: we're at the CyberStranger Café

PUKeeperDude: hey me 2

SmirkingSlytherin922: o cool

RedHeadHottie: where r u malfoy

SmirkingSlytherin922: im at my muggle cousins house. my father doesnt kno im here. he thinks im at my wizard cousins house. been being even more of a bastard lately ever since the rise of u-kno-who

TrelawneysAWhacko824: i cant imagine y

BeaterBuddy95: u have a.a.MUGGLE cuz????? o the shame

WhackEmUp95: o the horror

RedHeadHottie: o the ignominy

SmirkingSlytherin922: shutup, all the weasleys

TrelawneysAWhacko824: shucking up now

TrelawneysAWhacko824: sry, wrong key

SmirkingSlytherin922: nice sn weasley #3

TrelawneysAWhacko824: lol, ty

SmirkingSlytherin922: hey potter wats ur email

QuidditchPlayr723: its 'quidditchplayr723@wizardsonline.com'. y

SmirkingSlytherin922: gonna send u sumthin

BeaterBuddy95: mione when r we goin bak 2 ur place

SmarTGirl415: dunno. my mums gonna call me on my cell

QuidditchPlayr723: malfoy u're disgusting!

WhackEmUp95: wt happened

RedHeadHottie: wat did he send u

PUKeeperDude: wats wrong harry

FightinIrishHunk: wats wrong

WestHammy: wats the email say

QuidditchPlayr723: ill put it in the chat room. cover ur eyes gin and mione. ull think its "totally degrading"

SmarTGirl415: *sarcastically* thnx 4 the warning

QuidditchPlayr723: lol, netime

QuidditchPlayr723 is posting image.

*The image Draco Malfoy sent Harry Potter-insert image of your own...here*

QuidditchPlayr723: did u get it

RedHeadHottie: nasty

FightinIrishHunk: ty, tyvm, we needed that

TrelawneysAWhacko824: malfoy ur disgusting

SmarTGirl415: omg thats...thats WRONG

WestHammy: hehehe...but gross

BeaterBuddy95: ok even i admit it, thats...

WhackEmUp95: NASTY, GROSS, EW!!!!

BeaterBuddy95: wat george sed

PUKeeperDude: ok thats gross

QuidditchPlayr723: u wanted 2 kno

SmarTGirl415: u guys my mum just called me. we're having a bbq and swim party @ my house. ol, malfoy wanna come?

PUKeeperDude: sure

SmirkingSlytherin922: u-u want me there?

SmarTGirl415: if ur nice, y not

SmirkingSlytherin922: id love 2! ill apparate over

RedHeadHottie: u can apparate?

SmirkingSlytherin922: my father taght me and i gt my license whenni was 14

BeaterBuddy95 o cool u gotta teach us

SmirkingSlythering922: sure ill try

SmarTGirl415: k lets go!

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RedHeadHottie: c ya soon mal-draco. wow that sounds weird

RedHeadHottie has left chat room.

FightinIrishHunk: ill provide entertainment. hehehe

QuidditchPlayr723: uh-oh

FightinIrishHunk has left chat room.

TrelawneysAWhacko824: bye

TrelawneysAWhacko824 has left chat room.

WestHammy: l8r

WestHammy has left chat room.

BeaterBuddy95: 1, 2, 3...

BeaterBuddy95: C U SOON

WhackEmUp95: C U SOON

BeaterBuddy95 has left chat room.

WhackEmUp95 has left chat room.

PUKeeperDude: c ya

PUKeeperDude has left chat room.

QuidditchPlayr723: malfoy plz try and b nice

SmirkingSlythering922: i have evry intent on being genuinely nice. and call me draco plz. im really getting tired of malfoy. i wanna hear my own name and not my fathers.

QuidditchPlayr723: ok...draco

QuidditchPlayr723: wow ginnys rite that does sound weird

SmirkingSlytherin922: lol

QuidditchPlayr723: c u in a little while

SmirkingSlytherin922: bye

QuidditchPlayr723 has left chat room.

SmirkingSlytherin922 has left chat room.

No one in chat room.

A/N: What did you guys think of the screen names and stuff? Did you find the hidden meaning in the numbers in the screen names with numbers (mainly, Harry's, Hermione's, Ron's, Malfoy's, Fred's and George's)? Tell me what you think!

Again, to my friends, Lauren S, Chelsey, Lauren K, Page, Julia, Aeshna, Anthony V, Cassie (boys mugs, lol, hahaha), Amanda (boys mugs, lol, hahaha), Christina, Ann, Kenny, Peter, Pat, Sean, Lindsey (pray for Ziggy the beaver, lol), Eileen (Shaking elevator, hahaha, did I scare ya?!, shut up, Patrick, Thriller!!! It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark, so beat it, just beat it!, Well, if Chili's has too long a wait, we can always go to the Food From Hell Highway!, Ting Tao Tai!, Can-can!), Emily S, Rita, Sam, Kathryn, Mackenzie ,Briana, Rose, and all my other friends.

If you're not in my little thingamabob above, that doesn't mean you're not in my heart. I love you all soooooooo much!!! Thanks for everything! Lots of love, Katie