JAKE'S ADVENTURES IN DD'S TROUSERS
****DD = Dark Dragon, antagonist/love interest
Jake was sitting on a bench, eatin Micky D's. Just thingin. When a tall dark and handsome man whistled in his ear, "hey pretty bby what is up?"
JAK E JUMPED,
"AWw man!" he shouted as he spilled on his pants making him look like he wet himself.
"Sorry! Let me buy you some new pants!" DD exclaimed.
Jake was not impressed by this stranger's outgoing persona. He was disturbed. Deeply.
DD was very enthusiastic though, and proposed the two of them walk across the street and buy new pants at macy's.
&(At MACYS!)&
The dynamic duo was walking though the underwear section.
"wait dis aint no pants bro," Jake jabbered.
DD was not listening, he was to busy trying on womens pink bras. (YUM)
"Why do I find his attractive?" he thought while eating a big Mac.
They headed to the dressing room. JAKE And DD brought piles of dresses to try on so they could look like pretty young things.
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But something happened. Jake was turning to ask DD what he thought of this pretty yellow sundress when HE caught the direct gaze of DD's eyees. They locked into a tempting stare, both peering into the abyss of each other's souls. Jake blushed, take taking a handful of his skirt and twisting it shyly as he quickly diverted his gaze. DD was not satisfied, and wanted more. He took Jake's hair into his muscular fingers flexing his muscular armss. Deeply inhaling the scent of his shampoo.
"I want to be with you" he said in a sultry tone. Right in jake's ear.
Jake shook his head, "IT is forbidden, Fu Dog would be displeased."
BUT THAT DIDN'T STOP DD.
DD WENT IN A MAD RAMPAGE! THROWING SHI T AROUND ANGRILY AND CURSING IN SWAHILI! JAKE TRIED TO RUN BUT DD CAUGHT HIM BY THE THROAT AND SHOVED A BIG MAC UP HIS POOPHOLE! CRAP FACTORY! ANUS!
JAKE WAS VERY AROUSED!
Right at the climax Jake and DD screamed out, "DRAGON UP!"
They were ready to get it on farther, Jake looked bamboozled, "but we don't have protection!"
"SHHH. It's ok," DD reassured him. He pulled out tin foil and rubber bands.
Jake made a me gusta face and They then preceded to have very dirty and awkward dragon sex.
At the end of their angry monkey sex, Jake cried, "AWWW MAN!'
Meanwhile, The whole store was signing up for therapy for they had somehow ended up in the middle of the ilse way.
….
The next morning Jake woke up with a terrible rash and it hurt to pee.
Now the morale of this story is, never have sex in Macy's, or use random household items in place of condoms.
^.~ TROLLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOL