Hi this is my second fanfic and I have decided to base it on Goombas and the lack of respect they get. I do not own any Mario characters they are owned by Nintendo I only own Major Bagoom, Lieutenant Dee Waddle and Sergeant Rocto Ock. Now read and enjoy and please comment.
CHAPTER ONE
GOOMBAS GO SOLO
"You idiots don't you remember what you learnt in goomba boot camp march straight into the enemy's feet" Bowser yelled at his goomba minions for yet another defeat at the hands (or feet) of the Mario Bros. As he did so fire spurted out of his mouth burning three goombas in the process "what do I pay you guys for"
"You pay us to...wait a minute you don't pay us at all!" the goomba at the front yelled, his burnt face full of anger, at the sound of this astonishing accusation the rest of the goombas started yelling their own opinions some siding with Bowser some against Bowser.
"That jerk all that money and we get squat"
"No your wrong Bowser wouldn't do that to us"
"Yes he would he'd sell his son for a fifty coins in fact he did"
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Meanwhile at Fort Francis
"Nerrrrr herrr herrrr herrrrrr! This is so hi-technicaaaaaal!" Francis laughed as he gazed at his new piece of Nintendo memorabilia
"I can't believe Bowser sold me such a rare collector's item for just fifty coins this is so schweet" Francis said as he took a picture of his newest item.
"Hey let me out of this cage it's way too small you big green nerd" Bowser Jr yelled at Francis as he did so fire spurted out of his mouth burning three goomba plushes in the process.
"I'm sorry for the size of the cage it's the only one I had but don't worry as soon as I upload these pictures to I'll take you to your new room" Francis laughed as he took another picture of the youngest of the Koopalings.
"New room hey this could be pretty good" Bowser Jr thought he then heard a rumbling in his stomach which meant only one thing
"Feed me now" Bowser Jr yelled
"Of course my amazing hi-technicaaaaaal friend" Francis replied as he handed Bowser Jr a roasted blooper a delicacy in the Mushroom kingdom.
"Thanks" Bowser Jr yelled in glee as he started devouring his delicious meal
"And after that you can eat a fabulous dessert my Meow maids are baking as we speak" Francis said as he took yet another picture of Bowser Jr.
"Dessert yes I love it here thanks a bunch Francis" Bowser Jr said as he looked at his new owner gratefully.
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Meanwhile back at Bowser's castle
"He's great"
"No he's terrible"
"Good"
"Bad"
"Good"
"Bad"
"SHUT UP" Bowser yelled in anger at his maddening minions.
All of the goombas looked at each other angrily each with the same thought in their mind.
"I quit" all the goombas yelled as they ran out of the doors in fury, crushing Bowser in the process.
After getting about one hundred miles away from Bowser's castle the rampaging Goombas stopped and thought about how they would get revenge on their former master.
"We could throw a water melon at him"
"How would that help?"
"Maybe Bowser is allergic to water melons"
"Ten hut goombas get ready to hear a real plan" five voices yelled.
The goomba army turned around and saw Goomboss, Major Bagoom, Private Goomp, Red goomba and blue goomba, the five top goomba leaders second only to Bowser until now.
"Now goombas huddle up and prepare to hear our plan devised by our amazing strategist Major Bagoom" Goomboss yelled in pride.
All the goombas got close and listened to the plan.
"Now does every one understand what they have to do?" Goomboss asked
"Yes sir"
"O.K now Red and Blue (Goomboss's nickname for Red goomba and Blue goomba) you take Alpha team, Major Bagoom you take Gamma team, and Private Goomp you take Omega team, I'll stay here with team Beta and build our base"
"Yes sir" the army yelled as all of them bar team Beta ran towards different colored warp pipes.
"It's all going according to plan" Goomboss yelled as he and team Beta started working on Goomba manor.
"Hey watch wear your swinging that hammer" Phillip yelled as narrowly dodged a hammer on the head from his fellow goomba Ryan
"Sorry Phillip" Ryan replied.
Well I hope you enjoyed reading this first chapter as much as I enjoyed writing it. From now on I'm going to do separate chapters for each of the Goomba teams as they work on their separate missions, for Bowser Jr and Francis as they live together and for Bowser and how he copes without his goomba minions. See your next chapter till then ciao.
