Disclaimer: I do NOT own DBZ or the song, I just screw it up
I would like to thank my best Author Friends, Prince Vegeta, and Princess Bra! We are the SCREAM TEAM! Oh yea, and PB made up the Piccolo Poker and Freeza Freezer :-)
-a gold stamp appears on the story that has a pic of Sailor Leo, Princess Bra, and Prince Vegeta, at the bottom it says "Three Authors Seal Of Approval"-
-music starts-
Veggie got run over by a reindeer.
-Vegeta is walkin then a bunch of reindeer dragging a sleigh run over him-
Walking home from Capsule Corp Christmas eve.
-Vegeta gets up and brushes himself off-
You can say there's no such thing as Freeza,
-Vegeta grumbles about the stupid human holidays-
but as for me and Bulma we believe.
-Bulma and Sailor Leo are laughing-
He was thinking of an attack dog,
to attack Kakarrotto.
-Vegeta is thinking of a dog biting Goku and snickers-
But we forgot his abberation, and he
-shot of Vegeta cackling insanely-
called Bulma a whore from head to toe.
-Vegeta is yelling at Bulma and Sailor Leo when a boulder falls on his head and we see Prince Vegeta popping up from behind a bush smiling-
When we found him Christmas morning,
-we see a shot of Bra running outside and stepping on a frozen Vegeta-
after caffeine and some smack,
-Sailor Leo and Bulma are drinking sodas and smokin weed-
he had boot-marks on his forehead,
and incriminating Son marks on his back.
-Goku is dancing on a frozen Vegeta-
Veggie got run over by a reindeer.
-Vegeta gets run over by some more reindeer-
Walking home from Capsule Corp Christmas eve.
-he gets back up and glares to find Princees Bra with Sailor Leo and Prince Vegeta giggling-
You can say there's no such thing as Freeza,
-We see a shot of Freeza winking-
but as for me and Bulma we believe.
-Bulma, PV, PB, and SL all use the Freeza Freezer on Freeza-
Now we're all so proud of Bulma,
she's been taking this so well.
See her in there under mistletoe,
makin out with the bastard named Yamcha.
-Bulma is kissing Yamcha under mistletoe, Vegeta walks up, beats up Yamcha, and kisses Bulma-
It's not Christmas without Veggie,
-Everyone is having fun opening presents and having fun-
All the family's dressed in black
-We see SL PV and PB in black-
and we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up his gifts,
or send them back?
Send them back!!
-We see Bulma sending back the solid gold Piccolo poker while Vegeta is screaming from hell-
Veggie got run over by a reindeer.
-Vegeta gets run over by some more reindeer-
Walking home from Capsule Corp Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Freeza,
-Freeza is on the ground frozen-
but as for me and Bulma we believe.
-PV, PB, SL and Bulma nod rapidly-
Now the moose is on the table
-There is a roast moose on the table, everyone is cringing and Bulma is smiling proudly-
and the pudding with a wig
-some purple hair is in the pudding, a bald Dr. Briefs goes up and gets his toupee-
and when the pervert Roshi mumbles
go to hell you shapeshifting pig.
-Roshi and Oolong fight over PV, PB, and SL while they all sweatdrop-
I've warned all the
villains and baddies
-The three authors are standing on Super 17, Freeza, Cell, Buu, Radditz, Nappa, and other villains-
better watch out for yourselves,
they should never give a license
to a raider of a buffet,
and plays with elves.
-Goku is chowing down at a buffet and Chaot-zu watches with awe-
Veggie got run over by a reindeer.
-Vegeta gets run over yet again with renegade reindeer while the Authors three giggle insanely-
Walking home from Capsule Corp Christmas eve.
-Vegeta gets up and starts to head toward the Authors Three while looking like he wants to kill someone, a boulder falls on his head and PB and SL look at PV and they all laugh. -
You can say there's no such thing as Freeza,
but as for me and Bulma we believe.
-We see Freeza in a Santa Clause suit with a beird and all winking at a camera!-
I would like to thank my best Author Friends, Prince Vegeta, and Princess Bra! We are the SCREAM TEAM! Oh yea, and PB made up the Piccolo Poker and Freeza Freezer :-)
-a gold stamp appears on the story that has a pic of Sailor Leo, Princess Bra, and Prince Vegeta, at the bottom it says "Three Authors Seal Of Approval"-
-music starts-
Veggie got run over by a reindeer.
-Vegeta is walkin then a bunch of reindeer dragging a sleigh run over him-
Walking home from Capsule Corp Christmas eve.
-Vegeta gets up and brushes himself off-
You can say there's no such thing as Freeza,
-Vegeta grumbles about the stupid human holidays-
but as for me and Bulma we believe.
-Bulma and Sailor Leo are laughing-
He was thinking of an attack dog,
to attack Kakarrotto.
-Vegeta is thinking of a dog biting Goku and snickers-
But we forgot his abberation, and he
-shot of Vegeta cackling insanely-
called Bulma a whore from head to toe.
-Vegeta is yelling at Bulma and Sailor Leo when a boulder falls on his head and we see Prince Vegeta popping up from behind a bush smiling-
When we found him Christmas morning,
-we see a shot of Bra running outside and stepping on a frozen Vegeta-
after caffeine and some smack,
-Sailor Leo and Bulma are drinking sodas and smokin weed-
he had boot-marks on his forehead,
and incriminating Son marks on his back.
-Goku is dancing on a frozen Vegeta-
Veggie got run over by a reindeer.
-Vegeta gets run over by some more reindeer-
Walking home from Capsule Corp Christmas eve.
-he gets back up and glares to find Princees Bra with Sailor Leo and Prince Vegeta giggling-
You can say there's no such thing as Freeza,
-We see a shot of Freeza winking-
but as for me and Bulma we believe.
-Bulma, PV, PB, and SL all use the Freeza Freezer on Freeza-
Now we're all so proud of Bulma,
she's been taking this so well.
See her in there under mistletoe,
makin out with the bastard named Yamcha.
-Bulma is kissing Yamcha under mistletoe, Vegeta walks up, beats up Yamcha, and kisses Bulma-
It's not Christmas without Veggie,
-Everyone is having fun opening presents and having fun-
All the family's dressed in black
-We see SL PV and PB in black-
and we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up his gifts,
or send them back?
Send them back!!
-We see Bulma sending back the solid gold Piccolo poker while Vegeta is screaming from hell-
Veggie got run over by a reindeer.
-Vegeta gets run over by some more reindeer-
Walking home from Capsule Corp Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Freeza,
-Freeza is on the ground frozen-
but as for me and Bulma we believe.
-PV, PB, SL and Bulma nod rapidly-
Now the moose is on the table
-There is a roast moose on the table, everyone is cringing and Bulma is smiling proudly-
and the pudding with a wig
-some purple hair is in the pudding, a bald Dr. Briefs goes up and gets his toupee-
and when the pervert Roshi mumbles
go to hell you shapeshifting pig.
-Roshi and Oolong fight over PV, PB, and SL while they all sweatdrop-
I've warned all the
villains and baddies
-The three authors are standing on Super 17, Freeza, Cell, Buu, Radditz, Nappa, and other villains-
better watch out for yourselves,
they should never give a license
to a raider of a buffet,
and plays with elves.
-Goku is chowing down at a buffet and Chaot-zu watches with awe-
Veggie got run over by a reindeer.
-Vegeta gets run over yet again with renegade reindeer while the Authors three giggle insanely-
Walking home from Capsule Corp Christmas eve.
-Vegeta gets up and starts to head toward the Authors Three while looking like he wants to kill someone, a boulder falls on his head and PB and SL look at PV and they all laugh. -
You can say there's no such thing as Freeza,
but as for me and Bulma we believe.
-We see Freeza in a Santa Clause suit with a beird and all winking at a camera!-