the player gets on the train to find a blue cat!1
"hey bro can i sit here?" he ask and sit down anyway even if he dont respon
"you probly on fuckn weed gtfo of my face"
"k" but the cat sat there anyway and started 2 smoke weed
the train went to a train station and the player gets out
"hey you! yea you are you *insert nam ehere*?" ask a tanuki running not fast
"u GTG FAST!"!"!1" say the player
"i'm tom nook and today i''l be giving you a house so pikc one bitch!"
"k"
"kk?" ask kk from the train station
"no bitch"
the player pick a house. "ok that will be 4329856290476532976390730n bells."
"wtf man i only got 1000"
"k ill take that"
"k"