Chewbacca was going to kill someone.
He had had enough of this stupid war business. All he wanted was to fly the Millennium Falcon with Han without all of these problems resulting from the war. Seriously. They had never had a single problem with the hyperdrive until they got involved with all this business with Luke and Obi-Wan. Oh, why couldn't things be simple again? Right. Because Han had to play hero.
Really, it was just for the money and the girl at first, but Chewbacca knew that Han wanted, somewhere deep inside him, an escape from his old life. Redemption. Look where it brought them! Two feet from death, that was where. And in all honesty, Chewie was completely fed up with it. Why couldn't they ever just fly the ship, instead of run away on the ship? Did Han know how many times they were hit by blasters? The workload alone from the escapades was enough to drive him insane!
Roar and all that.
What Chewbacca really wanted was a vacation. Somewhere where there was no running, no crazy Jedi, no hare-brained missions, and definitely no war. Yeah, like he was going to get one. What with Han's involvement in Luke and Leia's business and the Millennium Falcon being a wanted ship, there would never be peace for him. He never understood why he involved himself with humans in the first place. It was all just a huge jumble of lasers and running and Siths.
Though he supposed… Having friends wasn't too bad. Chewbacca fondly remembered all the time he fixed the ship with R2 and 3PO with Han yelling at them from the other end of the ship while Luke practiced his lightsaber. Until he remembered why he had to fix the ship in the first place. Stupid Empire.
Too often, he ended up in places he didn't want to be in. Like that cold planet they almost died on. And that meteor they almost died on. And the Death Star they almost died on. And Tatooine which was too hot and they almost died on. Really, Chewbacca did not remember visiting a single place in the past few years that they did not die on.
Why, Han?
Yeah, Chewbacca really wanted to kill someone (cough, Han, cough). Just maybe not yet.
A/N: I was writing Star Wars angst. It got too angsty. I wrote about Chewbacca instead. I was re-watching Star Wars to prepare for the newest one, and my friend and I were laughing at how Chewie reacted to everything. There's a word for it in Chinese that describes it perfectly, but I don't know how to write it or how to translate it (orz) XD