Angel was screaming, again.
"I want ice cream!" she shrieked. After she had tried the refreshing and creamy treat, she had become addicted. And of course I was in charge of groceries this week. I had decided on only bringing Total, but nooooo. Angel just had to come.
"Give me ice cream or give me death!" She screamed. That turned some heads.
"That just might happen later," I muttered.
I dragged her into the nearest aisle, hoping for a, healthier distraction.
"What about some cereal?" I said, more enthusiastically that I felt. "We have, Cookie Crispies, Cheerios, and, Total!"
She kind of brightened at that. "Just like Total!" She said, her face returning to it's normal color. Total turned his attention away from a cinnamon flavored cereal and towards us.
"Yes?" he said, looking annoyed, if dogs could even do that.
"There's a cereal with the same name as you!" Angel said. She turned back to me. "Let's get that one." She decided.
Total waddled over and asked to see a box.
I dropped it down in front of his face and he examined it. He gasped and jumped back, knocking the box over in the process.
"What now?" I said.
"The cereal has no flavor! There is no cinnamon, or sugar, or cinnamon sugar for that matter! I demand a name change! Now!"
I rolled my eyes. "Are you kidding me? Just because of a cereal, you are demanding me of something? I could get rid of you!" I said back.
He stepped back, acting repulsed. "You would never."
"Try me," I said. He knew me. He knew I kept my promises, most of the time.
"Fine," he said. And silly me thought that was the end of it.
He walked with us the entire time, muttering about how repulsive it was, and how we mine as call him Raisin Bran.
I personally was trying to stifle the laughs my self, but Angel was dissolving with laughter.
On the fly back, he flew next to us without saying a word.
We landed to Fang and Gazzy sitting on the porch waiting for us.
"Hey!" Gazzy yelled. "Did you get cereal?" he asked.
And then it dawned on me. During all that drama with the same-name thing, I had completely forgotten about Gazzy's request.
Angel motioned down to Total.
"Is Raisin Bran ok?"
Long story short, we died laughing.