I think this is better than a brain fart but not enough to be a real story (more like a drabble...). Oh well, you decide.
Disclaimer: Don't own...and you should be glad
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"Sasuke!"
"Go away, idiot."
"No."
"…"
"What are you thinking about?"
"None of your business."
"Are you not telling me because it's about me or because you don't know what you're thinking about?"
"That makes no sense."
"What doesn't?"
"What you just said."
"What part?"
"How can you not know what you're thinking about?"
"It's really easy."
"I don't think that's possible."
"Sometimes I don't know. Like when it's quiet, I don't think about anything."
"Are you serious?"
"Yep. I mean sometimes I think, but usually it's quiet up there. Sometimes I attempt thinking, but it doesn't work."
"Huh?"
"I try, but fail miserably."
"So your brain shuts down?"
"Pretty much. Hasn't it ever just been quiet in your brain?"
"I guess, sometimes."
"My thoughts on thinking is that though you think you're always thinking, you're not."
"…what?"
"Yeah, think about that."
"Wow, that sounds so profound."
"Really?"
"I said it sounded like it, not that is was."
"…oh."
"..."
"So are you really thinking about anything or just pretending to?"
"You know, Naruto? Every time you talk, I die a little inside."
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Hasn't that ever happened to you before though?
Anyways, review if you care