Voldemort stared down at the little… muggle in front of him. He had opened his door to find the little thing on his door step somehow. Glaring down at her, the girl returned the glare.
"You little brat you will die here and now!" Voldemort shouted as he fumbled with finding his wand, "Where the hell is it?"
While he was taking his time the Girl Scout pulled a box of cookies, from her little red wagon, and jumped him. Knocking him to the ground the Girl Scout ripped open the packaging and shoved a couple of cookies into his mouth.
"Ha! Take that," She shouted as she shoved even more cookies into his mouth. Smirking she watched as he was finally able to speak only to start hacking.
"Heh, did I forget to mention that these cookies are a hazard to people over the age of sixty? Oh and it looks like you're over the age of sixty. Bye bye old man!" With that the Girl Scout kicked Voldemort and skipped off her little red wagon being pulled behind her.
Voldemort wheezed from his spot on the ground. Shutting the door he crawled around on his knees still looking for his wand. Beginning to see the world become dark and his life flash by his eyes, he managed a choked scream and fell to the ground.
Opening the door to the house, the death eaters were surprised to see their lord lying on the ground unresponsive. Rushing over to him they checked his pulse to find nothing.
"Damn! Potter must have done something… He killed our dark lord! Call a meeting! We must discuss that!"
One of the death eaters nodded and hurriedly walked out of the room. The remaining floated the dead body into a huge hall and sat the body down in a chair.
As soon as the others arrived the meeting began.
"I welcome you all here," Lucius said with a grave tone. "This meeting is very important. It seems that somehow… Our dear lord has been killed by Harry Potter! Anyone to chop off his head and bring it here to me will receive a huge reward!"
With that said the crowd cheered and began leaving…
Unknown to them their lord looked at them through the little vision scope he had and cursed them. It wasn't Harry Potter that had killed him! It had been a blasted girl scout… At least his men didn't know… How humiliating it would be...
Unknown to Voldemort, Harry was now talking to the little Girl Scout and a thanked her for what she had done and bought all of her cookies.
Smirking the little girl walked away the wad of cash she had been given, had been more than what the cookies were priced as but hey, it was a perfectly planned scam… Thinking to her self she made her way down the street, Heh, and those weren't even my cookies, hehehe this uniform isn't even mine, heck I'm not even a girl scout! What suckers!
Harry went happily home with his cookies and little red wagon.
Disclaimer: I in no way own the Harry Potter series. The creator J.K. Rowling has full rights to her creation. I am merely borrowing her characters for a fun filled one shot.
Blackrosebunny: Well the original idea for this plot was to have the girl scout pull out a knife and stab him but heh... maybe next time. Might be a sequel.. Not sure just wanted to write something for fun!