I'm sure by now you're all thinking, Really Truthful? Another "Call Me Maybe" parody? But yes, another. Because it's so darn easy. Well, have a good day. The following is a rather sarcastic parody of most Disney fairy-tale plots as seen by the Princess.
Disclaimer: Disney lol
Another Prince in disguise
Maybe he's cursed or he tries
To be one of the bad guys
Whatever works for you
!
I am another Princess
Who finds herself in a mess
Check out this big, poofy dress
Whatever works for you
!
They need a lady
This plot's kind of shady
But don't worry, baby
I can sing, that's all that matters
!
Hey, I'm a Princess
And this is Disney
You're rich and handsome
So marriage, maybe?
!
And all the bad guys
Try to slay me
But you're my hero
So marriage, maybe?
!
Hey, I'm a Princess
And this is Disney
You're rich and handsome
So marriage, maybe?
!
And all the other guys
Think I'm pretty
But you're Prince Charming
So marriage, maybe?
!
This kidnap bit is so old
The dungeon here is too cold
It's dirty and smells like mold
Tell me you're on your way
!
First I'm in a cursed sleep
Then tied up by some creep
I think that I'm in too deep
Tell me you're on your way
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They're big on spending
This is so heart-rending
Where's my happy ending?
I'm the reason there're feminists
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Hey, I'm a Princess
And this is Disney
You're rich and handsome
So marriage, maybe?
!
And all the bad guys
Try to slay me
But you're my hero
So marriage, maybe?
!
Hey, I'm a Princess
And this is Disney
You're rich and handsome
So marriage, maybe?
!
And all the other guys
Think I'm pretty
But you're Prince Charming
So marriage, maybe?