Objection!
(Being an ode to Phoenix Wright)
"Objection!" (The gallant lawyer cries)
"Here, this thing! It proves, um, wait. . ."
(The gavel BANGS!)
"That won't hold up."
"Here, the PICTURE of that thing! It proves
"That wormholes dance, and hardware sings. My client is. . ."
NOT GUILT-
(The doors burst open. There stands
a new accuser
in static animation.)
"Well, Your Honor, the trial goes on.
"Guilty until otherwise prov'd."
"Just so. Now who
"are you?"
"I, a foosball king,
"challenge the defense. If hardware dances and wormholes. . ."
(It's time to flick the little switch. You fade,
but when my trials pass,
I will open you again
To "sing".)