Hello! So a friend cough*osnapitsara* cough wanted me to do something more "normal." Does she not know me? I'm completely unnormal! Fact of life, just saying. Really short, so yeah… Happy now Arad!?
Disclaimer: Don't own PJO
Tips on being a demigod by Percy Jackson
1. Just don't.
If you can help not being one of us, then good for you. It'll save you from not having the fate of the world on your shoulders. Trust me, been there, done that, not as glamorous as the ads say. If you feel like you might be one of us, then find your friendly neighborhood satyr and go to camp
2. Avoid Clarisse, unless you want a fight.
3. Don't break curfew unless you want to be harpy food.
4. If you want something, go to the Hermes cabin. They'll hook you up
5. Try not to tick off gods. Your health and soul will thank you later.
6. Practice killing stuff like monsters
7. Try and live a normal life. Impossible, but try.
8. Don't tick off Mr. D unless you want to do kitchen duty with hot lava.
9. Keep one eye open, you never know when the Hermes cabin is lurking around
10. Try to not die.
11. Unless you want to die a horrible death, don't touch my girlfriend's stuff (suggestion)
12. Unless you want to smell like perfume, don't prank the Aphrodite cabin
13. Don't sent prank anyone in the Ares cabin if you want to live a semi long life. (Suggestion)
14. Try not to make world saving/destroying decisions every year. Your health will thank you for it.
This is a growing list, so send me suggestions! I'll add stuff on too as I think of it.