The Doctor, the famous Time Lord, is now travelling with his cousin, Doctor Why, because his cousin's parents think that this will be good for the both of them to bond or something. I don't really know, I'm writing this damn thing at 6:00 in the morning because I thought it would be funny. Wait is this breaking the fourth wall? Hello reader! I can tell you are currently on an Internet connected device.

Now where was I? Oh right, the Doctor and his cousin were travelling in the TARDIS when suddenly something went wrong.

"Something has gone wrong!" exclaimed the Doctor, repeating what I just said. "The TARDIS central time-space loop stablization amplifier is malfunctioning!" He began to frantically push buttons on the control console.

"What should I do?" asked Doctor Why.

The Doctor, still frantically pushing buttons replied, "Reverse the polarity of the neutron flow!"

"Um, okay," replied his cousin, who then, not knowing what to do, pushed a blue button on the TARDIS control console. After pushing it, the lights in the TARDIS suddenly all went out. "That didn't do anything."

The Doctor audibly sighed, "Right, try inverting the reversed illumination activation switch in order to direct the power to the main gauges."

"What?"

"Push the button again."

"Roger, Uncle," replied Doctor Why, who then pushed the button again and the lights in the TARDIS came back on.

The Doctor put his hand on his cousin's shoulder, "Very good. It appears that the TARDIS has landed." He pressed a button on the control panel and a screen slid up, showing what was outside the TARDIS. The screen displayed a large forest with a pathway going through the centre of it.

Doctor Why looked at the screen and said, "Trees, eh? Thought for sure we'd be in another quarry."

The Doctor began to put on his coat, "Well come on then. Don't you want to see what's on this planet we're on?" He then left the TARDIS leaving his cousin alone. "Come on!" he called out from outside the TARDIS.

"Coming, Uncle Doctor!" Doctor Why replied as he began to head toward the TARDIS doors. Upon reaching the TARDIS doors, he stepped outside.

"Let's go," said the Doctor while smiling. "This planet seems very interesting." He then began to walk down the path, followed closely by his cousin.

"Do you know what any of this is?" asked his cousin.

"No."

"I thought you were supposed to be a genius."

"Shut up."

"I was just saying," began Doctor Why before he stopped. "Uncle, what's that in those bushes?" He pointed at the bushes he just mentioned in the dialogue that you just read because there was something in them that was moving.

"I don't know," replied the Doctor, motioning for his cousin to get back. "But I'll be ready for it." He took out a bag of jellybabies and prepared to stop whatever was in the bushes.

As the Doctor stood ready with his bag of jellybabies, the whatever was hiding in the bushes came out. The Doctor and his cousin both gasped in surprise at what they saw and you probably already know what it is because you know the title of this story.