1 Disclaimer: I do not own Final Fantasy forever k? N er… this are the few
things you should know:
There is bad grammar, no vocabulary, no plot, no settings, just crap. And oh ya, no insults to your favourite characters, I like all the characters in FF8.
2 Lil' Rinoa goes on Word Hunt…
Rinoa: This is so boring…
Timber Owls: Yeah…
Rinoa: I know! Let's play treasure hunt! Or word hunt!
One member: -_^ Ok let's play word hunt.
Rinoa: Yeah!
Same member: Rinoa, I'll be the game master, and you guys have to look for the explanation and examples of the word "porn". *Thinking: This is for your own good Rinoa!*
Other members gathers except Rinoa: Are you sure she is mature enough to know this?
Game master: Yeah! We just have to let her win!
Game master: The game starts now! Whoever wins get 50 000 gils, good reputation, and no house cleaning for 2 weeks!
Rinoa: YEAH!!!
Rinoa: Hm… where am I suppose to start with? I know Quitis!
At Balamb Gardens… It is already at night…
Rinoa: Quitis?
Quitis: *Whispers whispers* *Giggles*
Rinoa: Huh? What ya mean? Hey don't go! Hm, I'll look for Selphie!
Rinoa: Hi Selphie!
Selphie: *whispers whispers* *Giggles*
Rinoa: HUH? Wait up! I have not as…k yo…u my… quest… ion…. Y… e…. t…. *sigh*
Rinoa: The only choice now is to ask SQUALL!!!
As we all know, there are only a few places Squall would go:
Training Centre 80%
His very own room 10%
Cafeteria 10%
So lil Rinoa goes around looking for him, and found him the in dormitory.
Rinoa: Hi Squall!
Squall: Oh hi…
Rinoa: Squall, can I ask a question?
Squall: Go ahead…
Rinoa: What's the explanation and examples of "porn"? Coz the timber owls are playing Word Hunt and the person who win will get 50 000 gils, good reputation, as well as no house cleaning for 2 weeks! Ain't that great?
Squall: WHAT?! You mean porn?
Rinoa: Yeah! Tell me please?
Squall: *sweat drops* NO!
Rinoa: Pretty please?
Squall: NO NO NO!!! I will give you 50 000 gils, do your house cleaning and I will not tell you!
Rinoa: Pretty pretty please? You know I like to do work my self…
Squall: NO NO NO NO NO!!!
Rinoa: Why are you so fierce… *sob sob*… I am only asking a question *sob sob*… if only Quitis was here or Selphie… but they say they are hot tonight… and they can't make it *sobz*… you don't have to shout *sobz*…
Squall: WHAT?! EVEN QUITIS AND SELPHIE?!
Rinoa: *CRY*
Squall: Hey you don't have to cry! Ok ok ok, I will tell you! Don't cry!
Rinoa: Yeah! ^ ^
Squall: Ok, it's something like er…
Rinoa: Yeah?
Squall: Er… it's just something bad for a human's mind.
Rinoa: So is it a medication?
Squall: NO! Er I mean, no. It is a type of er… Category. Yeah that's the word.
Rinoa: I see. So what's more specific?
Squall (getting more and more reluctant): I don't know.
Rinoa: Sure you know! Then how do you know it's a category… Maybe it is an action?
Squall: That type of action can be grouped under that…
Rinoa: So how many people are involved? How is it done?
Squall: 0_0;;;;;;;;;
Rinoa: Are you very hot? Hm… it sure seemed pretty hot in here… *takes of her robe or what ever it is*
Squall never seen these things before and started nose-bleeding…
Rinoa: Are you all right?
Squall: Yeah…
Rinoa: So answer my question?
Squall: I can't…
Rinoa: Why? Sure you can…
Squall: I can't…
Rinoa: You are lying. I can look into your eyes…
Squall: Yeah so find the answer in my eyes.
Rinoa: Precisely I can't that is why I wanted to look for you!
Squall: …
Rinoa *shakes him terribly*: Tell me. Tell me. Please….
Squall: O… K… release me!!!
Rinoa: So?
Squall: It's action requires two people at least… and er… it…
Rinoa: Yar? I am on my ears…
Squall: It needs contact…
Rinoa: What contact?
Squall (gets more irritated): Er…
Rinoa *crawls up to him*: What?
Ok, Squall nose bleeds again.
Why you ask? You see, Rinoa just took off her robe, thus only left with the tight whatever clothing it is, and it was very very clear to see that part ;) since they are so close… so let's get on with the story.
Rinoa: You ok?
Squall: Yes!
Rinoa: Hm… if you don't want me to answer, I'll just have to search the net.
Squall: Wait!
Rinoa: Yar?
Squall: It nee..ds… er… se..xu…a..ll…y c…o..n..ta..c.t
Rinoa: So you mean boy- girl? Mum always tell me that sex refers to gender. So holding hands, is it?
Squall: S..o..r..t o..f..
Rinoa: Sort of? What ya mean by that?
Squall: … *his whole shirt is wet now. Why you ask again? Coz he is perspiring too much*
Rinoa: Since you know… Let's try it out!
Squall: !!! No!!!
Rinoa: Fine, I'll find Seifer. At least he gives a more precise answer.
Squall *thinking: that is because he does it everyday*: No wait!
Rinoa: What this time?
Squall: Ok. You know how does your parent give birth to you?
Rinoa: Yeah, they said it is like and egg in the bird. Just that it happen inside our body.
Squall: Other then that?
Rinoa: Nothing
Squall: Do you know something must be done to make the egg crack?
Rinoa: Nope! ^ ^ So what is it?
Squall: Something…
Rinoa: Let's try it!
Squall: We can't! We are not married!
Rinoa: Must we get married?
Squall: Yes!
Rinoa: *sigh*! Nevermind. Mum says that internet is the best source of information, so let's check it out!
Squall: No wait!
Ok now I need comments onto Squall's to be or not to be stand. So please R&R (Read and Review I think).
There is bad grammar, no vocabulary, no plot, no settings, just crap. And oh ya, no insults to your favourite characters, I like all the characters in FF8.
2 Lil' Rinoa goes on Word Hunt…
Rinoa: This is so boring…
Timber Owls: Yeah…
Rinoa: I know! Let's play treasure hunt! Or word hunt!
One member: -_^ Ok let's play word hunt.
Rinoa: Yeah!
Same member: Rinoa, I'll be the game master, and you guys have to look for the explanation and examples of the word "porn". *Thinking: This is for your own good Rinoa!*
Other members gathers except Rinoa: Are you sure she is mature enough to know this?
Game master: Yeah! We just have to let her win!
Game master: The game starts now! Whoever wins get 50 000 gils, good reputation, and no house cleaning for 2 weeks!
Rinoa: YEAH!!!
Rinoa: Hm… where am I suppose to start with? I know Quitis!
At Balamb Gardens… It is already at night…
Rinoa: Quitis?
Quitis: *Whispers whispers* *Giggles*
Rinoa: Huh? What ya mean? Hey don't go! Hm, I'll look for Selphie!
Rinoa: Hi Selphie!
Selphie: *whispers whispers* *Giggles*
Rinoa: HUH? Wait up! I have not as…k yo…u my… quest… ion…. Y… e…. t…. *sigh*
Rinoa: The only choice now is to ask SQUALL!!!
As we all know, there are only a few places Squall would go:
Training Centre 80%
His very own room 10%
Cafeteria 10%
So lil Rinoa goes around looking for him, and found him the in dormitory.
Rinoa: Hi Squall!
Squall: Oh hi…
Rinoa: Squall, can I ask a question?
Squall: Go ahead…
Rinoa: What's the explanation and examples of "porn"? Coz the timber owls are playing Word Hunt and the person who win will get 50 000 gils, good reputation, as well as no house cleaning for 2 weeks! Ain't that great?
Squall: WHAT?! You mean porn?
Rinoa: Yeah! Tell me please?
Squall: *sweat drops* NO!
Rinoa: Pretty please?
Squall: NO NO NO!!! I will give you 50 000 gils, do your house cleaning and I will not tell you!
Rinoa: Pretty pretty please? You know I like to do work my self…
Squall: NO NO NO NO NO!!!
Rinoa: Why are you so fierce… *sob sob*… I am only asking a question *sob sob*… if only Quitis was here or Selphie… but they say they are hot tonight… and they can't make it *sobz*… you don't have to shout *sobz*…
Squall: WHAT?! EVEN QUITIS AND SELPHIE?!
Rinoa: *CRY*
Squall: Hey you don't have to cry! Ok ok ok, I will tell you! Don't cry!
Rinoa: Yeah! ^ ^
Squall: Ok, it's something like er…
Rinoa: Yeah?
Squall: Er… it's just something bad for a human's mind.
Rinoa: So is it a medication?
Squall: NO! Er I mean, no. It is a type of er… Category. Yeah that's the word.
Rinoa: I see. So what's more specific?
Squall (getting more and more reluctant): I don't know.
Rinoa: Sure you know! Then how do you know it's a category… Maybe it is an action?
Squall: That type of action can be grouped under that…
Rinoa: So how many people are involved? How is it done?
Squall: 0_0;;;;;;;;;
Rinoa: Are you very hot? Hm… it sure seemed pretty hot in here… *takes of her robe or what ever it is*
Squall never seen these things before and started nose-bleeding…
Rinoa: Are you all right?
Squall: Yeah…
Rinoa: So answer my question?
Squall: I can't…
Rinoa: Why? Sure you can…
Squall: I can't…
Rinoa: You are lying. I can look into your eyes…
Squall: Yeah so find the answer in my eyes.
Rinoa: Precisely I can't that is why I wanted to look for you!
Squall: …
Rinoa *shakes him terribly*: Tell me. Tell me. Please….
Squall: O… K… release me!!!
Rinoa: So?
Squall: It's action requires two people at least… and er… it…
Rinoa: Yar? I am on my ears…
Squall: It needs contact…
Rinoa: What contact?
Squall (gets more irritated): Er…
Rinoa *crawls up to him*: What?
Ok, Squall nose bleeds again.
Why you ask? You see, Rinoa just took off her robe, thus only left with the tight whatever clothing it is, and it was very very clear to see that part ;) since they are so close… so let's get on with the story.
Rinoa: You ok?
Squall: Yes!
Rinoa: Hm… if you don't want me to answer, I'll just have to search the net.
Squall: Wait!
Rinoa: Yar?
Squall: It nee..ds… er… se..xu…a..ll…y c…o..n..ta..c.t
Rinoa: So you mean boy- girl? Mum always tell me that sex refers to gender. So holding hands, is it?
Squall: S..o..r..t o..f..
Rinoa: Sort of? What ya mean by that?
Squall: … *his whole shirt is wet now. Why you ask again? Coz he is perspiring too much*
Rinoa: Since you know… Let's try it out!
Squall: !!! No!!!
Rinoa: Fine, I'll find Seifer. At least he gives a more precise answer.
Squall *thinking: that is because he does it everyday*: No wait!
Rinoa: What this time?
Squall: Ok. You know how does your parent give birth to you?
Rinoa: Yeah, they said it is like and egg in the bird. Just that it happen inside our body.
Squall: Other then that?
Rinoa: Nothing
Squall: Do you know something must be done to make the egg crack?
Rinoa: Nope! ^ ^ So what is it?
Squall: Something…
Rinoa: Let's try it!
Squall: We can't! We are not married!
Rinoa: Must we get married?
Squall: Yes!
Rinoa: *sigh*! Nevermind. Mum says that internet is the best source of information, so let's check it out!
Squall: No wait!
Ok now I need comments onto Squall's to be or not to be stand. So please R&R (Read and Review I think).