Know Your Stars: Harry Potter style!
I don't own Harry Potter!
Victim:Harry James Potter
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Announcer: Know your stars...Know your stars...Know your stars...Know your stars..
Harry Potter...He has wet dreams about Voldemort in a silver and red bikini!(OMFG!)
Harry: No,I don't! I'm not gay!(blushes)
Announcer: Your blushing!
Voldemort stands up from the audience.
Voldemort: Potter,you're so fuckin' gay!
Announcer: Harry Potter has pictures of Draco Malfoy in the shower and likes to kiss the pictures!
Harry: Ok.Who the hell are you?And no I don't!(blushes)
Announcer: Your blushing again!
Malfoy: Potter,What the fuck is wrong with you?
Harry pulls out wand.
Harry:AVADA KEDAVRA!
Nothing happens.
Harry: What the hell?!
Announcer: I replaced your wand with a black twizzler (whatever).
Harry: You suck.
Announcer: Harry Potter likes to stare at Cho Chang butt and compare to Hermiones'.
Harry: No,i don-----
Cho and Hermione walked up to Harry and slapped him.
Hermione kicked him in the stomach.
Announcer: That had to hurt...Harry Potter loves Draco Malfoy and Viktor Krum.
Harry: I don't love that ugly son of a dog or that bastard.
Hermione: Don't call Viktor a bastard!
Announcer:Now you know Harry Potter.
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