Chapter 1
The Lucky Ones
All I don't own is Monokuma.
Miguel Parks stood before the door of the prestigious Hope's Peak Academy. None would guess that he got in by writing stories with licensed characters judging from his appearance of a gray tee and jeans that somehow "went" with his spiky brown hair and his slight farmer's tan. His green eyes were filled with optimism and a wide smile on his face. One would expect him to have been picked from a lottery. That was what was usually done every year, but not this year for whatever reason. Miguel Parks is a Super High School Level Fanfic Writer. He is known all across the internet for his beautiful passages in all his stories. Almost all of his stories have over a million views per a day.
"There is no turning back now." Miguel thought as he pushed the doors open and entered. A light was shined at his face and his eyes closed. "Where am I now?" He was definitely not in the halls of Hope's Peak at all judging from the large towering trees and the grass he had been on. In front of him was a giant white half-circle.
"Good, you're awake." A voice responded as Miguel's gaze turned what was inside the giant white half-circle. A teddy bear stood behind a wooden pedestal in the front of the half-circle. His left side was white with a black dot for an eye and right side was black with a red slash for his other eye.
"Who are you?" Miguel asked as the teddy bear looked at him.
"I can't tell you yet." The bear responded."You have to go talk to the other lucky ones."
"Other Lucky ones?" Miguel questioned as he noticed the other people to the right.
"So you're awake now?" A girl responded, holding an oak branch in her hands."I was hoping I can show these disbelievers some true magic." She was dressed in a black dress with the bottom all pointy and a black pointy hat to match, hiding most of her silver hair. Her skin was slightly pale, contrasting with her small black eyes. "I guess I should probably introduce myself."
"Ya think?" Miguel answered as the girl looked at him.
"You can call me Mizuki Yasu, Super High School Level Witch." Mizuki explained as Miguel glanced at her."I believe a demonstration is in order." She whispered something under her breath and waved the branch a few times. After she did so, a few dolls started to dance around Miguel for a good 30 seconds before disappearing. Mizuki Yasu is a witch that deals in the miracle side of things. She is usually brought in when science cannot cure said ills. There are rumors of her turning impatient and/or annoying people into "things", but that's just rumors.
"I probably shouldn't pissed her off or get on her bad side." Miguel thought as he walked away.
"As long as your magic doesn't cause any major messes, I'll be all right with it." A different girl explained as Miguel looked at her. She was dressed in a French maid outfit and held a feather duster in her left hand. His gaze was focused on her long brown hair and red lips. Her reddish orange eyes were filled with suspicion as she watched him. His hand inched towards her, only to be slapped away with a feather duster.
"You could have just asked for my name!" The girl responded as she looked at him." Cora Desaet, Super High School Level Maid." Cora Desaet has worked for many royal families including the British royal family, the royal family of Novoselic and many other rich people. She's holds the utmost authority on all things cleaning and doesn't take excuses from those with low expectations on cleanliness.
"Sorry…" Miguel answered as a switchblade was shoved a few inches in front of him.
"Hand over all your money." A cold male voice advised as Miguel took a step back.
"I have no money on me!" Miguel responded as he noticed who was threatening him. The boy wore a sleeveless dark orange shirt, matching bandanna over his mouth and sunglasses over his eyes. He had jet black hair and the little skin he showed had a tanish-pink complexion to it. In other words, he was probably a rogue of some sort.
"What's your name?" Miguel cautious asked as the boy looked at him.
"Kain Redsana, Super High School Level Rogue." Kain explained as he walked away. Kain Redsana was so good at robbing people, some people pay him to steal from someone else in some of the most extreme and crazy situations that most Rogues refuse to do. Because of this, his social skills are extremely lacking. He continued on, only to be brought to a stop as a bucket full of water balloons fell upon him.
"Jestery wins again!" Jestery shouted as Miguel tried to stay calm and resisted the extreme urge to kick the person's ass.
"That's your name?" Miguel questioned as Jestery looked at him. She was dressed in a blue and orange jester outfit with matching jester hat that hid a mix of dark purple and light pink hair under it. Her " No last name?"
"Take up too much space in head." Jestery explained as Miguel facepalmed." Jestery, Super High School Level Prankster." Not much is known about Jestery. From the moment she could be left alone at home she has traveled the world pranking people. Why she does that is a question that only Jestery knows the answer too. He walked forward, not caring where he was going. This caused him to bump into somebody. It was a boy dressed in a blue shirt with a hot dog on it and cargo pants that supremely contrasted his short blue hair.
"Sorry about that." Miguel responded as he looked at the boy. In the boy's hands, was a sandwich as big as his head.
"The name is Walter Dequax, Super High School Level Speed Eater." Walter explained as Miguel gasped. Walter was known for being able to eat a whole hot dog and bun in under 6 seconds along with his various other speed records involving food. He actually quite fit, for being a speed eater.
"Do not talk to him!" A voice responded. This boy wore a green vest over a white t-shirt with matching green pants. For some reason his long brownish blackish hair was filled with leaves and sticks. Along with that, his skin was covered with patches of dried mud.
"And you are?" Miguel asked as he looked at the boy.
"Nuka Nahuel, Super High School Level Park Ranger." Nuka explained as Miguel glanced at him.Nuka was known for his ability to consecutively split arrows and his knowledge of all things nature-related. He usually lives away from people so this was weird to see him out with other people.
"Why?"
"Because he's is a glutton of Mother Earth's vegetation!"
"Okay then..."
"Hi honey." A girl greeted, causing Miguel's attention to focus on her. She was dressed in a skimpy red boob tube that showed her giant boobs and a short skirt. She was extremely tan and long green hair. Somehow, she then guessed his next question. However, that was probably do to the fact the question was the usual one asked in the first/first few chapter's of a Fangan Ronpa. "Daisy Everbloom, Super High School Level Porn Star."Daisy Everbloom was a star in constant demand due to her reinvention of the porn genre. For having a job that one expects to takes little effort, she works pretty hard on her films.
"I was expecting you to be a lot stupider…" Miguel responded as Daisy slapped him.
"Well, you proved my suspicions about you." Daisy answered as Miguel's glance lowered."Eye's up here, stupid." Miguel's glance sprang right up.
"Sorry about that." Miguel responded as he walked away only for a boy dressed in full camo and carrying a mock sniper rifle. The boy had brown eyes and extremely short blackish brown hair.
"Do you play Cod?" The boy asked as he pointed the sniper rifle at him.
"No, because I have better things to do with my time other than that stupid game."Miguel explained as the boy laughed.
"So you're one of those guys who make's licensed characters f*** each other I'm guessing?" The Boy responded as Miguel pulled the sniper rifle out of his hands and pointed it right at him.
"I do not write porn."
"Then why does the media claim that you do?"
"A converted Druganov that shoots foam darts, in other words a gun designed ." Miguel explained and removed the magazine."What's your name?"
"Tobi Karnoc, Super High School Level Call of Duty Player." Tobi explained as he tried to grab the gun and magazine from Miguel but failed. Tobi held the world record of most kills in a single franchise totaling over 1 trillion kills total and counting. However, he is gamer that believes all other games suck which makes him one of the more annoying members of the human race. "So I'm guessing you're a detail oriented guy, then?" Miguel nodded as his glance caught a glimpse of light blue "napoleon-style" hat. "Try me!"
"Tobi, you'll have to get it back from somebody who'll put you in your place." Miguel taunted and threw the magazine over to the other side of the area. Tobi then ran in the direction of the throw.
"You know something." A girl remarked as she examined him for something.
"What are you looking for?" Miguel asked as the girl looked at him. She was dressed in a green long sleeved t-shirt and jeans with about half dozen GPS hanging from her pockets. She also had a farmer tan and short yellow hair.
"I making sure you don't have the cache." She answered as Miguel facepalmed." I'm Layla Ionas, Super High School Level Geocacher." Layla was known all around for her devilishly evil caches hidden all over the world. The weird thing was, she has never found an actual geocache at all, preferring to just hide them for some reason.
"I think it's probably a good time to walk away." Miguel thought and walked away from Layla.
"When will that stupid bear just get it over with?" A boy ranted as he watched the teddy bear's actions. This guy was dressed in a racecar driver outfit minus the helmet, showing off his
"And you are?" Miguel groaned as the boy looked at him.
"I'm Jack Tuppsa, Super High School Level Racecar Driver." Jack explained as he smiled and struck a pose. Jack was considered one of the best racecar driver in the world and he liked that fact. To him, any time not spent racing is too slow for him. However, he was pretty calm at the moment. "Want to see a picture of all my trophies?"
"How about… No." Miguel answered as he walked off and found he was back where he started. As he took a few deep breaths, a camera was jammed in his face. This person was dressed just as casually as him, but wore a brown tee and with matching shorts. "Can you please get your camera out of my face, please?"
"I'm capturing the moment and you're ruining it!" The Boy argued as Miguel gave him a "tell-me-your-name-or-I'll-do-things-to-you" look. "The name is Scot Osbert, Super High School Level Cameraman. " Many of Scot's camera shots have helped many movies get propelled to box office smashes. That's probably how he got the nickname, Smashing Scene. Miguel moved the camera away from his face and continued on in the other direction. He knew the person he had to talk to next. As he approached, a chill ran down his spine. Feelings of hate and anger started to boil inside of him. He stopped and took a few deep breaths. The girl he was heading towards turned and cracked a sly smile.
"Has it really been this long since our destinies and paths crossed?" The Girl responded as Miguel looked at her. She was dressed in a blue kimono and a light blue "napoleon-style" hat with a cutlass and a flintlock pistol strapped to the sides of the kimono. Her skin was slightly pale with some slight scars all around. She had scarlet eyes and magenta hair.
"Yes it has been, Aqua." Miguel answered as he looked at Aqua. In Aqua's left hand was Tobi's magazine.
"I was expecting at least a "nice to see you"!" Aqua shouted as Miguel looked down at the ground. Aqua's whole name was Aqua Lulli,Super High School Level Pirate. She traveled all around the world in her ship, The Siren with her all-female pirate group. Along with the theft of cargo, they pirated movies, tv shows, music and video games over the internet. Most of the world's government have placed ridiculously-sized bounties on her head. How Miguel knows of her is a mystery for the time.
"Hey! I want my magazine back!" Tobi shouted as he charged towards Aqua. Aqua fired her flintlock off at least three times, scaring Tobi off. Miguel then continued on his way hoping for no more surprises and ran into a second person.
"So what's your name and potentially useful/useless talent?" Miguel responded as the boy looked at him. He was dressed like any normal teen, except for all the baby food on his shirt and torn-up jeans. He had red eyes and extremely dark skin.
"The name is Cian Tohjaja, Super High School Level Babysitter." Cian explained as Miguel gave him a "Are-you-kidding-me?" look. Cian Tohjaja is the guy you call for the extreme trouble children that need to be babysat. His services aren't that cheap, but all the children he babysat all become nicer... weirdly.
"At least I only have one more person to deal with." Miguel thought as he looked around, noticing a boy hanging around the far area outside the outdoor concert hall. He was dressed in baggy jeans and t-shirt with the phrase "If you can do it, I can do it drunker" on it. His skin was ghostly pale with grayish eyes and fading brown hair. He walked over to the boy, cautious of the results.
"Hi I'm Miguel, what's your name?" He greeted as the boy took his sweet time to make eye contact with him.
"Darren Mysddia, Super High School Level Drinker." Darren slurred as Miguel took a step back. Unlike normal humans, Darren's sense can accurately figure out what a liquid is 99.9% of the time. His body also dilutes any alcohol he drinks and transmutes it to water somehow. In other words, he would have to drink a whole lot of alcohol to really get drunk. Miguel then headed back to his original spot and stood there.
"Now, can the story move on?" Miguel responded as the teddy bear looked at him.
"We're still missing somebody." The Teddy Bear explained as a gray cat wearing a grayish pink pair of glasses walked in. The only other feature of note
"Sorry about that, did I miss anything of any importance?" The cat responded as everybody froze.
"You… can't be serious." Mizuki responded as the cat approached the principal and Miguel.
"Chelsea Dreary, Super High School Level Psychiatrist." Chelsea explained as everybody laughed. Chelsea Dreary is literally one of the smartest cats in the world. She is one of the first animals to be able to speak the human language. Her comforting presence and laid back attitude makes her an excellent psychiatrist, even if it still weird for a cat to be doing so.
"This is a joke, right?" Tobi responded as he finally grabbed the magazine from Aqua and fired. Somehow, he missed on every shot as Chelsea dodged them with ease.
"I'm the 16th student, so just get over it." Chelsea responded as The Teddy Bear cleared his voice.
"Hello students, my name is Monokuma, the principal of this fine and dandy establishment!" Monokuma explained as everybody's glance were fixed on him. "Now go off and kill each other!"
16/16 students remain...
