Sassback Supernanny
Description: In which Tsuna is actually a horrible nanny and his teachings from Reborn demand the utmost respect and obedience, but of course, all the kids he supervises are obnoxious shits.
Rating: T for language
A/N: you know when you do something for the sake of irony and it ends up becoming an actual addiction yeah that's basically my experiences with Nicki Minaj and "reality" shows esp. the nanny ones gotta love shit children being shits
Tsuna sighed. The little girl he was currently watching was a major drama queen. As in MAJOR drama queen. She had been kicking and screaming, and Tsuna being the best nanny ever, decided that taking here to the park would calm her down. Tsuna you silly goose, you might as well throw a ton of oil into a wildfire. Good job. So proud.
"But Tsuna-sensei, theY DIDNT GIVE ME THEIR SHOVELS!" A high pitched voice shouted, strained from all the previous yelling and arguing. After feverishly apologizing to the crying boys' mothers, Tsuna sighed again before kneeling down. "Momoi, you can't expect complete strangers to do everything at your whim. Not to mention that you basically screamed in their ears, who wouldn't cry..." Tsuna mumbled.
"But IM the PRINCESS. DADDY even said so." Face flushed, Momoi Kawashire pulled off a Malfoy. A horrible one to be exact. Tsuna took a deep breath before squinting at the five year old girl.
"Momoi-san, do you know who my father is?" The young adult shifted his balanced into his right foot and crossed his arms. "His name is Iemitsu Sawada, and you know what he does for a living? He's the external advisor and one of the most trusted members of the Vongola."
Momoi, being the little shit she is, got impatient. "But I don't CARE!" Taking notice of a nearby ice cream truck, Momoi decided to whine about that instead. "TSUNA-SENSEI, I WANT ICE CREAM!" Not today, Momoi Kawashire. Not. Today.
"Momoi-san, it's best to not yell. I could easily snap my fingers and have you dead because of your obnoxious yelling all the time." He whispered.
Momoi laughed confidently. " Daddy wont let you! So get me ice cream instead of pretending like you're a king!" She sneered.
Tsuna snickered."But i AM the king. You see, once my grandfather retires, I'll take his place, and become the 11th boss of the strongest protection services and have access to break the rules you think are unbreakable." Momoi glared at Tsuna and pouted. "You're probably lying, and even so, what does your boring family history?!"
"Stop interrupting me, ugh. It means what im implying. If i stabbed you, i can easily get past the law and never get suspected." Tsuna mentally laughed. He could be an asshole at times. At least he isnt like his Dad's half brother Xanxus. Shit be going down like an avalanche.
Momoi, finally letting the words sink into her skin, gave Tsuna a "aw hell naw" face. "But you would never do that to a beautiful, adorable, and super nice princess, would you?" Trying to be kawaii desu, huh? Well that ain't gon work here.
"A beautiful, adorable, and super nice princess? Who are you talking about? All I see is an obnoxious, spoiled, scum eating, powerless girl trying to be cute," Tsuna z-snapped the hell out of there as the girl's cries faded away while Tsuna ran the hell out of there before one of her father's goats arrived.
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Its three thirty am im not funny thanks for reading and gomen for reading id appreciate any comments or anything and there are a lot of typos and yeah trying to fix them takes a long time on the ipod yeah im too tired ill probably fix them tomorrow gnite