Yeah, made this up while shopping shopping's fuuuuuuuuuuuuuun… ANYWAY! Most likely a self insertion at some parts, maybe even the whole thing, who knows. :P hope ya enjoy. Oh yeah, Mew's my cat, so he totally belongs to me, and I don't own Predator. If I DID though, then I'd be throwing a smart disk around. He he… oh, and my name's not Kylie.

Chapter 1

KYLIE'S P.O.V

I walked through the door and shut it behind me with my foot.

"I'm home!" I yelled through the house slipping off my shoes. I walked up the stairs carrying my backpack on one shoulder, looking around. "Hey Mew! Where are ya bud?" I called.

Dumping my backpack on the couch in the living room, I wandered into the kitchen. "Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew…here Mew…" I looked at his food dish, seeing some of the food gone. 'Where'd that turd get too?' I thought. I wandered around the house more, in search of my small feline friend.

UNKNOWN PERSON'S P.O.V

I watched the teenage human walk into the house. With my highly advanced cloaking device on, she didn't see me hanging on the ceiling.

'I probably look like Spider-Man…' I thought. Shrugging off the thought, I watched her slip off her shoes and walk up the stairs.

"Hey Mew! Where are ya bud?" I heard her yell.

Using the ceiling, I crept behind her, ready to jump. She went into the Kitchen.

"Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew…here Mew…" she said. I followed her still as she went into her room. I crawled down the wall slowly and quietly, she didn't even notice. I smirked behind my mask, and stood up on the floor. Getting out my combi stick, I walked slowly toward her, her back facing me. I was inches away from her, when she jabbed her elbow into my gut. I let out a groan of pain, and she hit the side of my helmet, and then hit my back. I fell to the floor holding onto my stomach.

The teenager sighed. "Seriously Kope, you've done that THREE times this week! You think I would know when you're following me or not."

"Screw…you…" I said.

BACK TO KYLIE'S P.O.V

I laughed at Kope who was on the floor in pain. "Why you don't screw with me!" I said.

"I'll get you back." He said getting up. He was holding his stomach with his hand, and picking up his combi stick with the other.

Kope had light green skin with specks of dark green and black dreadlock-like hair. He wore his helmet most of the time, and wore armor on his shoulders, legs, and sometimes half of his chestplate, in this case he wasn't. His real name's Kopet, but I just call him Kope. Oh, did I also mention that he's a teenage Predator and he's living with me? No, I guess I left that out. I'm fifteen, and he's about a year older than me in human years or something. We're basically roomies.

"Of course you will, Kope. You'll always get me back." I teased. "Now where's Mew? I haven't seen him since this morning."

"Well no duh. You've been at school since this morning." He said putting away the combi stick.

"Well thank you Mr.Obvious!" I said sarcastically, raising my hands in the air. "Where is he, seriously? Please tell me you didn't eat him."

"Of course not!" he snapped back. "He wanted to go outside so I let him. He'll be back whenever."

"Thank you." I said walking back to the living room. Kope followed me as I walked. I was digging into my backpack for my lunch. "I saved you a sandwich that my mom made before she left." I said taking it out. I threw it to him, and he caught it.

"Beef?" he asked inspecting the sandwich.

"Nope, turkey." I said digging through the backpack more.

"Meh, good enough." He said. I heard him start to take off his helmet.

"Glad you like that shit." I said landing hardly on the couch with textbooks, pencils, and paper.

"It's good shit." He responded back. I laughed as he placed his helmet on the coffee table, and then sat down beside me. He started unwrapping the sandwich and eating it.

I sat some of the textbooks on the coffee table, and began doing my homework. "God, I can't wait two more days. Then it's Spring Break!" I said as I wrote down some Math.

"Spring Break? Didn't you're parents leave for Spring Break?" he asked between bites of the sandwich.

"Yeah, they left early and won't be back until next Sunday. And all my friends are leaving this weekend, leaving me stuck with you." I said leaning back against the couch next to Kope. "Isn't that great?" I said sarcastically.

"Well I'm in for hell." He muttered. We laughed at the small joke. "Isn't Nick still going to be here though?"

"Yeah…Nick…" I sighed romantically, raised my hands to my heart and batted my eyes upwards. "My one true love!" I exclaimed.

Kope rolled his eyes. "Whatever." He said somewhat grumpy. "Don't see what's to like about him."

"Hey," I said lightly punching his arm. "Nobody talks about my boyfriend like that. And I like him. Sure he'd be better if he liked watching Alien or Predator, but still." I got back to doing my work.

Kope just grunted. "So what movie are we going to watch tonight Kylie?"

I chewed on the end of my pencil as I tried to figure out a math problem. "I dunno. What are you in the mood for?"

"Predator."

"You're always in the mood for Predator."

"Well I like the movie. It's about me." He smirked.

"Phf, whatever. We'll watch anything but Predator." I said. "Or Predator 2."

"You're no fun." Kope said crossing his arms on his chest.

"Yeah, that's me, hun." I said with a small grin. I wrote some more things on the sheet of paper on my lap. "I'll make supper when I finish my homework, kay'?"

"Kay'." Kope said.

I spent the next hour or so finishing my homework, while Kope talked to me and helped me. You'd be surprised at how good Yautjas are at Math.

"Right," I said stretching. I got up from the couch. "I'm going to go make supper. You're going to go get Mew."

"Fine." Kope said getting up too. He walked down the stairs to the front door. "I'll be back."

"Like Arnold Schwarchenegger?" I hollered.

"Exactly like Arnold!" he shouted back.

I laughed as he walked out the door and shut it behind him. Hmm. I guess I should tell you all why I have a Predator living with me. Well, it all started about 2 weeks ago…