Once, there was a shitty school for anime weirdos named Hope's Peak Academy, a school so boring and bland that you'd probably dismiss it as some high school dating simulator setting.

But, who cares about some rubbish school in the middle of nowhere? That's not what we're here for.

One of the students who enrolled into the academy was a feather duster kid named Izuru Kamukura, who has prohibition signs in his edgy red eyes for some reason. No, I have no idea how Spike Chunsoft even designs these characters in the first place. "Hope's Peak Academy? What is this, fucking Tokimeki Memorial? Am I going to be forced to date boring and generic anime girls and girls dressed as boys?" The feather duster scoffed at the very idea that he had to stay three FUCKING years in this crappy excuse of an environment and a school.

Oh wait, did I say school? I'm sorry, that's not what I quite meant.

I meant a fucking board game minigame where the character selected is forced to interact with characters from all three Danganronpa games. Am I boring you because you already know what's in store and what'll happen? Well, toooooooo bad! You guys all suck and you have to go through my tedious explanation because you're all dumbasses. Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid! AHOAHOAHOAHOAHOAHOAHOAHOAHOAHOAHO!

Anywaaaaaaaay, there's several things that makes Izuru the unfortunate protagonist in this "story". First off, he has about 3 tons of weed stored in his hair. It's an unrelated fact of the matter, but he brought it along because the security in Hope's Peak is apparently the absolute worst. I mean... They let a goddamn psychotic chick obsessed with despair inside the school. That and...A mop. Threats are high at this point, but who cares? This school iz fur the elitez!1 Now the secondary reason of being the protagonist was because Izuwu technically already was a protagonist to begin with, except he was the sharper side of the existing protagonist. By sharper, I'm not just saying smarts. I'm saying this man is a walking paper cut. The third and final reason was...He had no choice. You know what they say: he who controls the board, controls everyone. Such as fate.

Kamukurick Sanchez released an irritated sigh, eyes calculating what could happen next in this setting. A pair of King Dice from Cuphead laid beneath his feet, though he was disinterested in them. So he kicked them far away like the asshole that he is. This prompted a hasty low-budget zoom in to commence, the features becoming more pixelated as it kept going. Finally it then stopped, showing off the barely recognizable numbers: six and...Six.

"Twelve? A predictable number." IzuRUFF mumbled to himself, stepping on twelve small tiles. Just then, he realized he landed on a friendship square. Every square was the friendship square. This was an extreme friendship course. There was no escape. Curse you Usami.

Izureal estate found himself surprisingly in an area outside of the school after his last step, which was a tad peculiar. But he still wasn't phased by it. It was raining and of course, it made his locks of hair feel heavier with each drop. It was like his hair was sucking water like a mosquito. Nobody was in eye distance, except for Ibuki, who was rocking out in the dreaded weather.

"Why are you doing this?" Izureddit inquired in his typical monotone voice. He just wanted to leave, but he thought he should ask as this didn't seem normal. Yet he didn't care either. ...Conflicting, I know.

"Cause it's fuuuun, y'know?" Ibukid answered, "Ibuki's all about the stimulation in life! Even if it's playing in the pouring rain!"

"Seems pointless to do so. Do you really get excitement out of such a dull atmosphere?" Izurule 34 said while narrowing his red-lipstick colored eyes.

"Indeedy doo! If you put your mind to do anything anywhere, you can change the vibes with the flick of a wrist!" Ibukice-cream's eyes sparkled with energy, passion, and whatever the hell emotions she had. Izuroach wasn't good at picking up emotions for he himself had a tough time with getting in touch with his feelings.

"So what you're saying is... If you try what you want, you can change things around you, no matter how small the outcome is? That's a nonsensical conjecture you've made." Izuramen replied, "With that being said... I shall take my departure now."

"A-Already!? Don't you want to stick around for awhile?" Ibucola exclaimed loudly.

"No." Big dick Izuru said. Then he left.

Now it was time to move back to those tiles again... Strangely.