One day in Ikebukuro, Shizuo Heiwajima was hopping around in a frilly pink dress when all of a sudden, Kadota came out screaming "I WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABIES, SHIZUO!" Extremely disturbed, Shizuo was about to decline the other's wishes when none other than Izaya Orihara stepped out of a rather suspicious looking bush. "Excuse you, but Shizu-chan is MINE bitch." Kadota did a sassy Z-snap and put a hand on his hip. "O yea sugah? Whatcha gon do bout it punk." Izaya smirked and all of a sudden, he was in sexy lingerie. Shizuo started to have a nosebleed and passed out. Kadota started trying to touch Shizuo's wee-wee, but Izaya jumped on him. "Bitch I will cut you." Kadota then turned into a sexy pumpkin. Izaya had to admit, Kadota looked pretty fucking sexy. Nobody knew, but Izaya secretly had a pumpkin fetish. Izaya's eyes were now set on pumpkin Kadota. Izaya started sucking sensually on the thick green stem. Kadota gave a silent moo. Izaya was startled. A cow pumpkin? What the fuck? Izaya went back to sucking on Kadota's stem and started dry humping the pumpkin when Shizuo woke up. Seeing Izaya dry hump Kadota pumpkin and sucking on the stem really turned him on some reason. If only that stem was his dick. To his misfortune, a shooting star had been passing through the completely sunny and bright sky. All of a sudden, Izaya's mouth was on Shizuo's dick alright... But now Shizuo's body had no dick, and some part of Kadota was now replaced with Shizuo's dick! "I am a fairy princess" Izaya whispered as he disappeared from thin air. Shizuo started to cry facial hair. "Izaya no w8 ily bby plz cum bak omgg" he whispered to the world. Kadota turned back into a human. Shizuo's dick was on Kadota's armpit. "That's kind of hot" Shizuo thought to himself. All of a sudden, Shinra walked up to Shizuo, eyes wide open. He wiped some weird red stuff on his forehead. "Simba..." Shinra giggled. He then jumped into the air and disappeared. Celty came along 2 minutes later. "Lolz guyz have u seen Anri we wuz gonna have an orgy with Horada n' dat hot pieca a$$, Masaomi~" Celty typed on her PDA. Simon arrived at the scene. "Celty-san? You alright? Buy sushi, it make you better!" Celty did a sassy Z-snap and rode away on her motorcycle horse. All of a sudden, there was a shrill scream. "OMGG! THOSE SHOES WOULD LEWK SUH FAWKIN HAWT ON MY FEET!" Shizuo flew a pegasus over to the area to see Shiki flapping his arms wildly at a pair of gaudy red high heels made of plastic. He was also barefoot. Mikado was standing next to Shiki. "Bby ur feet look beutifuhl w/o ugly shoes on them" the Dollars leader told the man. He actually had a huge gnarly stinky disgusting feet fetish. He didn't want to tell anybody, but seeing those kinds of feet in stripper heels turned him on like a living room light. Shiki put a hand on his hip."Damn it Ryuugamine don't control my life ugh u r so getting it tonight! !" Shizuo watched as the two headed to the theater to watch Twilight: Breaking Dawn pt. Two for the literally 23rd time just for that one part where Jacob takes off some clothes before turning his gaze to the plastic red heels. "Damn those would look mighty fine on da flea." He then imagined Izaya beneath him, sexy lingerie torn but plastic red shoes still on his feet as Shizuo pounded into his tight ass. Shizuo had another nosebleed and fainted.