Summary: When Edward comes back for Bella, he discovers she's already gone. Dundundun. Based off New Moon. Teen for language. Humorous, read and you'll see.
Author's Note: Guys, I spent quite a bit of time on this. It consumed my life for a few months, actually. Now that I have finished this epic and grand tale, I would like some feedback for all my hard work. This is how I wish the second book would have turned out, if you know what I mean.
Second Author's Note: In case you didn't catch my drift... Review or else !
The Ultimate Ending
Edward: "I'm back, Bella!"
Bella: "Fuck you!"
The End