Disclaimer: I wish I owned Atlantis. But alas I don't!
A/N: Here's my attempt at humor! Please tell me if you like it!
Ways to Get Rid of Kavanaugh!
(Insert evil laughter here.)
1. Shoot him
2. Blow him up.
3. Push him into incoming wormhole. (Simple and effective!)
4. Push him out the airlock.
5. Give him to Ronon. (I almost feel sorry for him.)
6. Give him to John.
7. Give him to Rodney.
8. Give him to Elizabeth.
9. Give him to Zelenka...(I think you get the point.)
10. Bait.
11. Give him to Steve, Bob, Michael, or any other wraith.
12. Feed him to the local whale population.
13. Leave him on the mainland. (The Athosians will get tired of him real quick.)
14. Abandon him on the nearest planet.
15. Claim there's a snake in his head.
16. Leave him on the Children's Planet.
17. Deprive him of coffee. (A sure way to kill any scientist.)
18. Give him as a gift to the nearest bunch of wraith worshippers.
19. Befriend him. (And watch as he screams like a girl and throws himself into the next incoming wormhole. Warning: Those not strong and brave of heart should not attempt this.)
20. Throw him off a balcony.
21. Put something in his coffee. (Make sure Rodney doesn't drink it.)
22. Cut his hair.
23. Stare at him and when he asks what you're doing. Say you have a fetish for men with long hair. (Risk to sanity.)
24. Give him a one-way ticket to the nearest black hole.
25. Give the iratus bugs a Christmas present.
26. Kiss him (Warning: Risk to your sanity. Scarred for life. Stay away for wormholes.)
27. Land a jumper on him. (He'll never know what hit him!)
Please review! Funny...not funny...good...bad?